Pumpkin Carver

{having anal sex with a guy without using lube}

Adrian:Yo yo why is that dude walking so strangely
Chloe: He got rammed last night by a pumpkin carver.
Adrian: Damn, those pumpkin carvers have no mercy

by BirkbeckPHDUM September 26, 2018

PUSSYMOST

PUSSYMOST is a clear sign that the beautiful woman MUST have a MOST lovely flavoured and soft warm pussy.

It's NOT just her BEAUTY and intellect which infects me with desire - she, is the PUSSYMOST - I just can't stop thinking of her!

by FABARM October 20, 2018

The Turkic Pushback

When you push back against the Germans as the Turkish Empire, with the mythical fifth research slot.

Ok Boys, The Turkic Pushback! Don't look that up on Urban Dictionary!

by Idk10075 August 10, 2023

i put on my wizard hat

Made famous by the Bash.org Top 100 list, "I put on my robe and my wizard hat" refers to the fake cyber sex dialogues of BloodNinja.

bloodninja: Baby, I been havin a tough night so treat me nice aight?
BritneySpears14: Aight.
bloodninja: Slip out of those pants baby, yeah.
BritneySpears14: I slip out of my pants, just for you, bloodninja.
bloodninja: Oh yeah, aight. Aight, I put on my robe and wizard hat.

by Melissa Mouse May 18, 2005

Google Punch

The knockout blow to win a nerd-off where you use Google to put people in their place...for a couple of seconds until everyone forgets about it.

Julie: Yahoo! I just Google Punched you, you asshole!

Linda: Well turns out you're wrong and you're getting Bing punted for this!

Julie: Woah! Wrong?! Well I've Ask Jeeves about it!

by nomanito September 18, 2016

Mons Push

Modern English. Originally from Big Mouth(Netflix.) Refers to forward motion of female hips, thus pushing one's mons into another person. A preamble to sex.

Missy 's parents would no longer let her go out with Andrew once they found out about the mons push.

by Nappytown October 29, 2017

pull a wirtual

Failing and disappointing everyone in last possible moment.

He had a good start, but he is going to pull a wirtual.

by celerkiss July 2, 2020