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Psychiatrist

A modern-day cultured witch doctor who administers drugs and other "cures" for mental conditions which more often than not only alleviate a patient's symptoms mildly or at the very worst damage and cause irreparable harm to their brains. Most seem to be nihilistic misanthropes who are primarily concerned with their paychecks and the daily quota of Big Pharma untested drugs they can sell to misinformed and desperate people. In privacy, many of them likely sacrifice kidnapped children to evil spirits which ensures the continuation of their rotten and dehumanizing stranglehold on the psyches of those who have often times been subjected to quite enough pain and suffering in their lifetimes. The entire "science" of psychiatry has dark ties to the elitist-backed philosophy of eugenics, which is obsessively focused on ridding the world of those people which are genetically "unfit" by the ruling classes' own godless standards. All around psychiatry is mostly a gigantic demonic sham and legal drug-pushing designed to rob willing victims of their money and remaining sanity and brain power.
Uninformed depressed person: "I'm seriously considering making an appointment with a local psychiatrist and getting on some antidepressants and maybe some electroshock therapy. This dark cloud just won't pass over me."

Informed friend: "Let that be your very last resort! A huge majority of the antidepressants contain fluoride compounds that basically anesthetize your brain and accumulate as toxins in your nerve tissue. Electroshock therapy literally damages your brain in order to "heal" it. Get better nutrition, more exercise, sunlight, clean air, rest, and love in your life first. Confide in a truly caring and well-trained therapist. Call me when you feel the need to chat! Avoid financially supporting the snake oil doctors at all costs!
by vegan87 September 13, 2011
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Psycho Sally

(Noun) One who displays a noticeable psychotic nature; a mentally ill, unstable, or deranged person who makes things up in their minds, feels pain that is not there, tells everyone about her private life especially when they do not care

Not to be used in conjunction with Negative Nancy or Debbie Downer
Did she just take a pregnancy test at work and leave it on the counter for everyone to see?

What a Psycho Sally!
by Manic Mary June 10, 2010
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Psycho

Best song that saved this decade by the legendary, Red Velvet
Go stream it on youtube, spotify, apple music and melon thankyou.
"Psycho song of the decade"
by yeetypsycho December 29, 2019
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psycho mantis

Coolest Boss in any game EVER!!!!
It seems you enjoy Nintindo games....and action games.
by Kunx990 June 27, 2004
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psycho hosebeast

someone who is stupidly insane, irritating,whorish, or sometimes scary
"man, since her botched boob job, becky has turned into a total psycho hosebeast"
by Captain Jen August 26, 2003
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psychic

1. A deluded person who had trouble making friends as a child, and over the years has grown to believe their own mystic crap
2. A cynical person who has realised the ease with which a deluded person can be ripped off.
see also religion
Your husband is happy in the afterlife and suggests you take my psychic course ($10,000) so that you may continue to speak to him
by Boz April 22, 2005
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psycho massage

the act of kicking the crap out of somebody.
"Hey you, punk. You touched my car! I'm gonna give you a psycho massage!!!"
by Rosie December 9, 2003
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