professor dick

A big throbbing member with tenure

That meshuga is some professor dick, he gets funky in bed.

by Ted and Laura March 12, 2005

Profanity

Profanity is a religous tabo,which needs to end.

Little boy: Damn.
Priest: Dont use that profanity. Or you'll fucking go to hell.
Little boy: but...
Priest: I'll but you..heh.

by Classicrocker42o May 11, 2006

Prof. Plum

A Clue (the board game) reference to purple.

First wide-spread use was following the release of the "Jimmy: A world of Warcraft Story."

Real life applications are generally discouraged.

I scored some mad prof. plum's last night in BT.

by P-Dangler March 11, 2008

Professional Desperado

1. A bold or desperate Professional

2. A mistake worthy of, large interoffice e-mail chains, and new hire orientation story time, and elevation to legendary status.

3. Using large words you do not understand in order to make yourself or your point more impressive.

"Quintessential is that people don't complain, every individual and every effort has multiplicity magnitude."
Did you hear about the tech support guy that told his customer to box up his computer and send it back? Now THAT'S what I call Professional Desperado!

by Rogerowen October 9, 2007

Professor Gardner

An archetypal American elderly man who inexplicably finds himself in Japan.

"Is he married to a Japanese woman?" "No, I think he's just another Professor Gardner."

by Jaolo March 3, 2008

professiosnail

1) To work unbelievably slowly whilst putting up pretence of professionalism and competence

2) To do the above unintentionally

1) "why you working so slow?", Bobby
"what!? what!?" Miranda
"you're such a professiosnail" Bobby

2) "why d'ya think you're all dat, sucking up to the man"
"don't hate the playa, hate the professiosnail"

by JarvanSB July 1, 2009

Profalasting

To be a pro at failing to last whilst having sex

Girl 1: So will you be getting with Phillip again after last night?

Girl 2: No, he's profalasting *laughs*

by strangelittlenicky July 25, 2009