Procrastination 

Simply fucking lazy with no ambition or drive to start and/or finsh goals.

JIM: Why do that today when i can push it off until tomorrow and possibly start the following day?
BOB: You're the procrastination king!
JIM: ??...I'll dignify that comment with a response after i learn what the fuck it means...later on, obviously.

Procrastination by Hugh Jayniss October 9, 2016

procrastination 

Probably what you're doing right now. (I am too.)

The biggest assignment of the course is due tomorrow and I haven't started but I'm doing this right now.

I hate procrastination.

procrastination by im procrastinating January 8, 2017

Procrastination 

What I'm doing right now

I'm supposed to be putting together a trifold board for a major project that's worth like half my grade, but instead I'm on here making this entry. I haven't even started the board, and it's due tomorrow! Procrastination is key.

Procrastination by Tammysalad March 20, 2017

Procrastinate 

I'll tell you later.

If you're reading this, then you probably already know the definition of procrastinate.

Procrastinate by icanttype May 5, 2018

Procrastination 

Procrastination is when you are healthy mentaly, physically, and emotionally. Have motivation and will power, and are perfectly capable to get your task done. But don't feel like you have to.

I.e. you have an exam or big test in two weeks, you could study for most of that time but don't because the test is two weeks away. So you put of studying until the night before or two days before. Procrastination

Procrastination by Nadia. August 6, 2018

The Procrastination Guild 

A series of Google Groups and Forums started way back in 2005. They currently reside at http://procrastination.ipbfree.com/ , although the forum is largely dead, do to a move from a different forum hoster that didn't go over well.
The Procrastination Guild's many achievements include a gift shop, and the critically acclaimed title of "The Greatest Thing To Ever Happen, Ever".

Cpt. Amazing is a better poster that ihavnoclue on the Procrastination Guild

The Procrastination Guild by Cpt. Amazing August 2, 2008

go forth and procrastinate 

basically when you are trying to tell a teacher to fuck off, without swearing, you say go forth and procrastinate which pretty much means go away and dawdle

"Why don't you just go forth and procrastinate, sir?"

go forth and procrastinate by MrJPancake1993 February 8, 2014