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procrastimatstabation

Where your so tierd you keep putting of masturbating, and when you finally get to it you pass out in the middle of it.
I'm so tierd, i wanna masturbate....*sleep*, DAMN I ONCE AGAIN procrastimatstabation
by Ryan Da. September 25, 2006
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procastimaster

A specialist or master at putting off for tomorrow what can be done today!!!
This guy keeps telling me "I'll do it tomorrow." What a "procastimaster"
by Chris Trask May 1, 2007
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Procrastibating

To put a hold on whatever your going to do by masturbating
I really really need to clean my room but i cant stop "Procrastibating"
by jayanator May 10, 2011
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Procrastination

Procrastination is just like masturbation because you only fuck yourself.
Procrastination is a bad habit to get into because it leads people to think you don't care, that you don't have it together and you are often left in the dust compared to your contemperaries. You shouldn't procrastinate, especially when it comes to thanking somebody for something or telling someone you love them or visiting an elderly relative. "He who hesitates is lost."unknown "God helps those who help themselves." unknown, but an old one.
Procrastination has made me lazy. Now I'm fat.
I can procrastinate up to three times a day.
If I did not procrastinate so much, I'd have a job by now.
Procrastinating makes you look really lame.
I always get mad at myself for procrastinating.
Procrastinators are doomed. When you lag, you lose.
by MadamexXx February 19, 2009
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Procrastination

Meaning your suffering from it right now, Get to your fucking homework!!
Procrastination is a great excuse for missing homework.
by Swag Magee XII April 13, 2015
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Procrastibake

v. 1) Smoking weed and getting baked as fuck to put off work or an obligation.
"I had a research paper to write but I decided to break out the bong and procrastibake instead."
by Dr. Reel Lee Hi August 30, 2013
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Procrastination

sitting on the couch all day watching movies and thinking about sushi while you have a speaker portfolio due and a final to study for
Rachel does the procrastination all day long during finals week.
by kwheels December 9, 2010
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