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The Procrastinator

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by NO July 5, 2003
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Procrastinator

A word meaning someone who wait's till the last minute to do something because dat bitch is too lazy. The kind of person who does this is a lazy fat mongoloid.
Jordan left his essay till the day before the deadline becuase he is a fucking mongo dipshit procrastinator.
by joraw January 9, 2012
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Procrastination

Procrastination is just like masturbation because you only fuck yourself.
Procrastination is a bad habit to get into because it leads people to think you don't care, that you don't have it together and you are often left in the dust compared to your contemperaries. You shouldn't procrastinate, especially when it comes to thanking somebody for something or telling someone you love them or visiting an elderly relative. "He who hesitates is lost."unknown "God helps those who help themselves." unknown, but an old one.
Procrastination has made me lazy. Now I'm fat.
I can procrastinate up to three times a day.
If I did not procrastinate so much, I'd have a job by now.
Procrastinating makes you look really lame.
I always get mad at myself for procrastinating.
Procrastinators are doomed. When you lag, you lose.
by MadamexXx February 19, 2009
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Procrastination

Meaning your suffering from it right now, Get to your fucking homework!!
Procrastination is a great excuse for missing homework.
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Procrastination

sitting on the couch all day watching movies and thinking about sushi while you have a speaker portfolio due and a final to study for
Rachel does the procrastination all day long during finals week.
by kwheels December 9, 2010
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Procrapstinate

When you really have to take a crap but refuse to in order to do other fun stuff thats going on.
I was on a 13 kill streak in COD and suddenly I had to shit real bad, but i had to procrapstinate so I could finish the round.
by Jizzlemcdizzle July 9, 2011
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procrastinationbation

masturbation that is used as an excuse to procrastinate doing something
Guy1: Dude, I didn't get around to my history paper last night... i had a bad case of procrastinationbation. I couldn't get off the porn!
Guy2: SMH.
by 2kewl4psuedonyms September 24, 2011
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