Procraltruism

Procrastination by doing everything in your power to help friends and colleagues with their most mundane tasks.

A portmanteau of procrastination + altruism.

Boss: Why haven't you delivered this week?
You: I have been busy helping my colleagues!
Boss: A classic case of procraltruism, then.

by flyingholly September 17, 2020

Process Group

The most successful company in the World. Is likely to be floated on the FTSE100 in 2054 and be the most valueable company in history.

Reporter: What is the most powerful, successful company in the World?
Analyst: Process Group... End of.

Reporter: Makes sense to me!

by Bert1357 October 13, 2020

Procrankstanating

The act of procrastination while on dope

Stop procrankstanating and get your high ass in the car

by Steffywords November 27, 2020

procentahc

it's a modified polish word, orginally "procentach" (means %);

differs in ending;
"procentahc" means to want be different (like better, more brave) at making important decisions;
when somebody calls himself "procentahc" it means that he wants to go back in time and make some another life-changing decisions

i feel like wedish procentahc tho, i miss her

by 480yann December 20, 2020

Procrastadating

When you make plans to go on a date with someone and one or both parties keep putting it off to a later time.

Hey how is that John guy you have been talking to?

Oh I haven't met him yet we've been procrastadating.

by Eon ma I January 9, 2021

Procrabinate

how a person who is medicated either self or scripted procrastinate. Comes from the effects of anxiety and drug usage.

I know I'm not Gunna make the appointment, I'll procrabinate with doing pointless task.

by Tragically beautiful 11 April 9, 2021

Procedure

It was a long Procedure.

It was a long procedure because the person was hurt badly.

by Procedure April 28, 2021