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Brenden Problem

Problems that your typical Brenden would have. Like breaking a chair out of frustration then deciding that you actually needed the chair to sit in and kept the chair.
"I threw my controller on the ground and now it's broken but I really still want to finish this game."

"Sounds like a Brenden Problem"
by Iaea August 10, 2019
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Prayer Problem

N.)

One of the many socially acceptable brush off tactics the "thoughts and prayers(™)" generation defaults to Whenever there is something wrong in the world.
"All these hurricanes, school shootings, violent video games, Homer sexuals getting married, this world's got a prayer problem."

You know what Debbie? You are absolutely right. This world does have a prayer problem. In the sense your generation would rather rely on thoughts and prayers to put out a house fire than treat people with basic human dignity or get up off of your ass and try to make this world a better place. Now quickly, go make a hundred Facebook posts about this prayer problem and make yourself look like a bigger inbred dipshit.
by LoFiNerdyGuy September 4, 2019
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Brain Problem

A phase for police in Hong Kong to use. Police use this phase to reply foreigner if foreigner asks police question with english or other non-chinese language. Using this phase allows police to get away from the conversation.
Hong Kong police ; 'Hey! You there! Who are you?'
Foreign Press : 'My name is Brian, wht's the problem?'
Hong Kong police : 'Brain Problem?'

Foreign Press : '???'
Hong Kong police : '???'
Conversation end
by Whothehellcarewhtmynameis October 19, 2019
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Monster problems require monster solutions

A "quote" on Call Of Duty Mobile for a six-shooter that is the J358 and it has a skin that's called Abomination which is a monster on Zombies Mode, originated from the phrase "Modern problems require modern solutions" from Chappelle
When you unlock the J358 with 100 shards it will have this description saying Monster problems require monster solutions which is funny, Good Job Tencent
by HNGHNGHNG January 30, 2020
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Brainular problem

The definition of someone ( like an engineer) who refuses to back down on a problem until a (lesser) person such as yourself has to prove how much of a moron they are.
I tried to tel him that wouldn't work and he got mad at me until I explained what his brainular problem was and proved it !!
by Plodo August 16, 2020
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Statistics Problems

We say that a study's design is not biased if which of the following is true?
Answer: no outcomes are systematically favored
Mrs. Y has great Statistics Problems on her tests.
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proficiency problem

"this game is dogshit"

sounds like a proficiency problem to me
by hudzell September 7, 2021
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