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Paedophile

Peadophiles have a really hard time fitting in. It probably doesn't help that their fucking immature assholes.
People who are scared of paedophiles need to grow up.,
by Quizzonmyface July 31, 2016
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Pedophile

Someone who likes fucking innocent children and, in some cases, killing them.
That pedophile is a sadistic whore who's going straight to hell!
by The Jester of Madness! November 11, 2015
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pedaphile

Any individual who is interested in establishing a mutual sexual relationship with a person who is of a physically younger age.
The World Health Organization defines adolescence as the period of life between 10 and 20 years of age. With this said any one who sexually interacts with some one else in this age range is in the "instinctual norm", if you well. Therefore the deviation into pedaphile begins when the 10’s & 20’s and the 30’s & 40’s engage in sexual activities. As you can see it is virtually impossible for anyone with a logical frame of mind to be apposed to the act of this definition!
by A HUMAN July 26, 2008
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Pedophile

Whacking off in the bleachers of a modified girls volleyball game.
Kevin: Did you see Jim at the game yesterday?
Steve: Yeah he is such a pedophile!
by The Chronic Method May 19, 2016
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Pedophile

A person who is sexually attracted to children or even adults who still look like children.
Yo-gay-sh: Dad my friends called me a pedophile for getting all sexual with a 9year old kid.
Dad: Even i had a feeling about it. And you proved me right. I'm proud of you.
by Fake Thanos June 6, 2018
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pedophiley

Adjective form of pedophile, rhymes with Kiley
I wouldn't recommend going to Old Man Johnson's house for Trick-or-treat. He just seems so pedophiley
by cowboyjebus July 9, 2007
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podophile

noun

1) Person who is so into podcasting that they spend more time talking to their computer than they do their family.

2) Person who may as well have their iPod stapled to their person.
That Deke is such a podophile his wife left him and he didn't know about it for a week!
by MajorMalfunction November 23, 2007
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