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Gee Finger Poking

The process of toggling switches or options to find out what they do without fully understanding the consequences of such actions. Usually performed by the most unqualified people in production environments.
Frank: Do you know why the site is down?
Tom: It looks like Richard was Gee Finger Poking in IIS again.
by Drew11766 September 5, 2008
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fire poking

when your partner leans over, exposing butt hole. than you run, head first, at your partner. when your head is fully lodged in ass, you procede to stand up straight, and bounce. your head will be saturated in hot sause, to help stimulate.
My cousin was fire poking his fiance, but he was sent to the hospital because he passed out from lack of oxygen!!!
by kiwi1313 August 24, 2008
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Schizo-posting

The act of posting to one's self as though in conversation, for the purpose of increasing one's post count or for personal amusement.
Many online forums bestow ranks to contributing members which correlate to numerical milestones such as number of posts. A common strategy to increase one's post count is to respond to one's own posts.

"Of course he is a "Supreme forum member", he's mastered the art of schizo-posting."
by UanoKei April 27, 2010
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Poringe

A:Dude, where were you last night?

B:Sorry man, I was on a poringe.
by Unceunce!! October 18, 2010
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King Posting

To create posts that compliment other "Kings". Such as saying: "Go off King!"
Or: "How are you fellow Kings?"

Posting a photograph of a buff naked or semi naked man with text in impact font at the bottom that reads "Nice dick bro."
"There is a print out of a meme that says "nice dick bro" in the bathroom?"

"Oh that's just king posting."
by Bigus Dickus March 17, 2020
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Poking the bear

When a man sticks his dick in his spouse when she is tired, ready to go to sleep and not dtf.
I was in my bed after a long day at work when I felt something poke me from behind. I asked my man what he was doing. He replied "I'm 'Poking the Bear'"
by Michial Verganman November 10, 2017
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pmsing

the reason girls get away with acting like ass holes and are allowed to treat people like shit. also, the reason they can randomly blow up at guys or cry!
beth: those pants make you look like you have two bowling balls shoved up your ass!
Beth: sorry besty! I was just pmsing!
Molly: God damnit Alex! how did you forget our 3 month 2 dayaversarry? I hate you!
Molly: sorry baby you know i love you(bring on the waterworks, total pmsing!)
by springbreakloner March 27, 2009
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