a person who likes something just because they have heard that someone else likes them. someone who wouldn't understand the meaning behind the lyrics or the thoughts and feelings. someone who says they are when they aren't and are so obviously following along. someone who is so fake it's sickening.
person1: so i'm gonna go buy this AFI cd.
person2: what's AFI?
person1: just this band i like.
person2: what does it stand for?
a week later, (after seeing picture of AFI)
person2: eww, they're so scary looking
a week later after that,
person2: yea!, soo i really like miss murder.
(sings *kiss my eyes and lay me to sleep* in squeaky voice.)
person1: uhmmm..
in other words, posers are people who take the meaning out of something beautiful by twisting it around and turning it into something strange in their little podpeople heads.
not that AFI would ever be ruined.
person2: what's AFI?
person1: just this band i like.
person2: what does it stand for?
a week later, (after seeing picture of AFI)
person2: eww, they're so scary looking
a week later after that,
person2: yea!, soo i really like miss murder.
(sings *kiss my eyes and lay me to sleep* in squeaky voice.)
person1: uhmmm..
in other words, posers are people who take the meaning out of something beautiful by twisting it around and turning it into something strange in their little podpeople heads.
not that AFI would ever be ruined.
by loversareliars September 18, 2006
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Definition 1: Wears black clothes, and sick t-shirts to impress people and look tough.
Definition 2: Buys a skateboard because they didn't do too well hanging out with the gangsta's.
Definition 3: Listens to Avril Lavigne and wear spike bracelets around their arms the next day.
Definition 1: Wears black clothes, and sick t-shirts to impress people and look tough.
Definition 2: Buys a skateboard because they didn't do too well hanging out with the gangsta's.
Definition 3: Listens to Avril Lavigne and wear spike bracelets around their arms the next day.
Example 1:
Moe: Hey, do you skate?
Unknown: No.
Moe: Then why are you wearing Element?
Unknown: I want to skate.
Example 2:
Unknown: Excuse me sir, I want to buy that shirt with the two guns pointing at each other and the rose in the middle. I think it will make me look cool.
Moe: Hey, do you skate?
Unknown: No.
Moe: Then why are you wearing Element?
Unknown: I want to skate.
Example 2:
Unknown: Excuse me sir, I want to buy that shirt with the two guns pointing at each other and the rose in the middle. I think it will make me look cool.
by Moe Master September 15, 2005
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A dumbass hypocrite trendwhore conformist asshole who can't think for his/herself. They like anything their friends like, like a band, and usually don't know any songs by that band. When you ask them they usually say they like all of their songs and never mention one.
They also like Anything thats popular and usually don't know any music beyond mainstream. Loves to jump on bandwagons and bash things other people bash. They love to be "cool", they will try to call YOU a poser, even though you aren't labeling yourself, like they are.
Oh, and if you call Good Charlotte posers just because everyone else does, you're technically THEE poser, because you're being a conformist. I don't like Good Charlotte anyway, but people need to stop bashing them.
They also like Anything thats popular and usually don't know any music beyond mainstream. Loves to jump on bandwagons and bash things other people bash. They love to be "cool", they will try to call YOU a poser, even though you aren't labeling yourself, like they are.
Oh, and if you call Good Charlotte posers just because everyone else does, you're technically THEE poser, because you're being a conformist. I don't like Good Charlotte anyway, but people need to stop bashing them.
Dumbass Poser: lolz I lyk My chemical romance im sooo punk now. wots ur favorite band?
Me: Alice In Chains
Dumbass Poser: OMG WTF WTF UR A POSER!!! LMAO!! LOLOLOL!!!
Me: I never even labeled myself, so technically I am not a "poser".
Dumbass Poser: UH HUH CUZ U LYK ALICE IN CHAINS N THEY R NOT COOL
Me: um Okay...So...what is your favorite songs by My Chemical Romance?
Dumbass Poser: um...i lyk all of them:)
Me: Suuure you do.
Me: Alice In Chains
Dumbass Poser: OMG WTF WTF UR A POSER!!! LMAO!! LOLOLOL!!!
Me: I never even labeled myself, so technically I am not a "poser".
Dumbass Poser: UH HUH CUZ U LYK ALICE IN CHAINS N THEY R NOT COOL
Me: um Okay...So...what is your favorite songs by My Chemical Romance?
Dumbass Poser: um...i lyk all of them:)
Me: Suuure you do.
by AliceInChainsRock May 14, 2006
Get the poser mug.Someone posing as a complete idiot that needs to cut or hurt themselves in order to get the attention they so desperatly need. they listen to 'emo' music and eventually end up killing themselves and others either with knives or their awful music.
by tony macaroni November 5, 2005
Get the Emo poseur mug.Scene posers come to places like urban dictionary, google etc. and search scene just to see what scene people wear, do and act. They will then attempt to dress and act scene but infact be complete utter posers and fail miserably. Scene posers are very sad muchly like other posers. So dearest children if you are doing this to become scene go buy some originality cos' its so in right now (you see because I just said originality was in they're gonna go get some because they're such posers).
Britty(poser) (on the internet talking to friends and cruisin') - LIKE zOMGz RAWR niggaZ sup homies?!!?!?!?
Tash(normal) - Dude wtf happend to you...?
Britty- ZOMGZ i so LIKE totally visited www.urbandictionary.com to like BECOME so hardxcrorexscene CAUSE imma so better den you!!!!!
Tash- *cough* scene poser*cough* Dude haven't you heard of originality?
Britty - SHUTUP IM going to cry :'( cause i just got this wikid hair cut and all, -sobs- my LIFE SUCKS im so emo!
Tash- pffft get a life looser -blocks-
Tash(normal) - Dude wtf happend to you...?
Britty- ZOMGZ i so LIKE totally visited www.urbandictionary.com to like BECOME so hardxcrorexscene CAUSE imma so better den you!!!!!
Tash- *cough* scene poser*cough* Dude haven't you heard of originality?
Britty - SHUTUP IM going to cry :'( cause i just got this wikid hair cut and all, -sobs- my LIFE SUCKS im so emo!
Tash- pffft get a life looser -blocks-
by Jazhmeen December 7, 2006
Get the scene poser mug.any person that feeds off of skateboarding culture for social status or sees a relation between how cool someone looks and, how good they skate. these people mostly shop at Journey's Pacsun and Tilly's posers usually wear merchandise from Etnies, DC, Nike 6.0, Element and some vans. the typical poser, when confronted with the oppurtunity to ride a skateboard, switches out their dirtiest shoes so the others dont get dirty. If you suck at skating or havent skated in a while, your not a poser as long as you enjoy the activity and its culture unlike posers who disrespect skateboarding and see as a style and not a way of life
Skate Poser walks into a skate shop, Poser: do you guys sell DC shoes. Skater: no way we have fallens Poser: never mind those are ugly.
by phil mai kracken June 2, 2010
Get the skate poser mug.A name given to a person based on his/her fashion sense or musical tastes by people who think that:
A. Just because someone is wearing clothes from Hot Topic it means that they're trying to be goth, or
B. Just because someone listens to The Ramones it means that they're trying to be punk.
There are some more examples, but these are some of the more common ones. Most people that call others posers are saying that these people are trying to be goths or punks. These people never consider that maybe, just maybe.. these guys simply like the clothes or music!
It has nothing to do with what they want to BE, but simply what they LIKE, so they go ahead and do it. It's like assuming that just because a white guy wants to rap, that he's automatically a wigger. Rap doesn't automatically mean you're gonna speak in ebonics and rap about bitches and hoes, or how "gangsta" you are. Only when that IS the case.. you can go and call him a wigger, but otherwise, no.
It's the same with these so-called "goths" and "punks". A stud-belt from Hot Topic doesn't mean that person slits his wrists and cries all day because his life sucks, nor does liking the band Green Day mean that person wants to rebel against society, get a mohawk, and tell everyone else to fuck off.
However.. the easiest way to tell a true poser from a non-poser would be that, if a poser actually gets called a poser, he/she'd overreact quite angrily and surprised.
A. Just because someone is wearing clothes from Hot Topic it means that they're trying to be goth, or
B. Just because someone listens to The Ramones it means that they're trying to be punk.
There are some more examples, but these are some of the more common ones. Most people that call others posers are saying that these people are trying to be goths or punks. These people never consider that maybe, just maybe.. these guys simply like the clothes or music!
It has nothing to do with what they want to BE, but simply what they LIKE, so they go ahead and do it. It's like assuming that just because a white guy wants to rap, that he's automatically a wigger. Rap doesn't automatically mean you're gonna speak in ebonics and rap about bitches and hoes, or how "gangsta" you are. Only when that IS the case.. you can go and call him a wigger, but otherwise, no.
It's the same with these so-called "goths" and "punks". A stud-belt from Hot Topic doesn't mean that person slits his wrists and cries all day because his life sucks, nor does liking the band Green Day mean that person wants to rebel against society, get a mohawk, and tell everyone else to fuck off.
However.. the easiest way to tell a true poser from a non-poser would be that, if a poser actually gets called a poser, he/she'd overreact quite angrily and surprised.
Wigger: omg look at dat wannabe goth over der wit dose chain pants from Hot Topic lol ur such a goth poser
Non-Idiot: Umm.. no, actually I got these pants because I thought they look cool. Do you have a problem with that?
Wigger: Yea I do!! I'm an awesum rapper wit all mah hoes and rims, who says I'm from da street even tho I wuz raised in a 6-story mansion!!
Non-Idiot: Well in that case, go and tell someone to yell at you instead of coming here like an idiot and calling me a poser... you poser.
Wigger: omg stfu I fukkin hate u u wannabe goth bitch go slit ur wrists u fag
Non-Idiot: I've never slit my wrists in my whole life, moron.
Non-Idiot: Umm.. no, actually I got these pants because I thought they look cool. Do you have a problem with that?
Wigger: Yea I do!! I'm an awesum rapper wit all mah hoes and rims, who says I'm from da street even tho I wuz raised in a 6-story mansion!!
Non-Idiot: Well in that case, go and tell someone to yell at you instead of coming here like an idiot and calling me a poser... you poser.
Wigger: omg stfu I fukkin hate u u wannabe goth bitch go slit ur wrists u fag
Non-Idiot: I've never slit my wrists in my whole life, moron.
by SomeBadJoke August 11, 2006
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