pooinschoolitis

A fear of taking a shit at school

Derek: fancy a game of battleshits?
John: nah mate, I've got pooinschoolitis

by Jatropha November 15, 2015

Poofie

Any selfie taken whilst mounted upon the porcelain throne.

Adam's poofie game is so strong, I can almost smell it.

by DiamondDan June 27, 2016

Poogint

A terrible smell that is more than capable of causing ones self to headbutt the sharp corner of a coffee table, in order to get relief from the toxic fumes.

The poogint gases seeping from Hilary Clinton's butt cheeks killed many of the small animals in the nearby woodlands.

by Dr. SeaMonkey July 26, 2016

phorizor

A sword that enhances size and sharpness triggered by thrusting power.

Justice Phorizor!

by Knowledge Helix June 13, 2017

Poobies

When yo chick thinks her cleavage don't stink and you do. Poop + boobies = poobies 💩( . )( . )

When yo chick be sweatin like cray, I between dem big ol poobies.

Gimme dem poobies.

by Poobies09 July 7, 2017

Peoriaty

The level of urgency/importance of that one feels for travelling to and/or conducting business in Peoria, Illinois.

Dunno why dat Decatur dude makes it such a Peoriaty to run most of his errands at just that one city --- there are lots of much-closer cities and sizable towns located all around his area, and they all contain branches of the same businesses and government-offices that he frequents during his visits to Peoria.

by QuacksO October 3, 2017

Poodir

Scottish Slang for Cocaine, derived from the white powder form in which cocaine is usually taken.

I'm fucking buzzing mate, been on the poodir!

by DundeeSlang April 19, 2018