please waiting

The act of waiting while something instructs you to "please wait".

I spent ages please waiting for the installer to run, then it crashed!

by Thrill-Gates May 28, 2012

Please try again later or go to Urban Dictionary's front page.

The screen in urban dictionary you can't get enough of

'Urban Dictionary is busy right now.

Please try again later or go to Urban Dictionary's front page. '
Person 1: "dang it..."

by gytbvhfurncjdienxksowmzlapq February 24, 2021

Please No

please don't approve this i just needed to write something so i could vote on others things cause im bad at tech

please no to voting this, this shouldn't be in urban dictionary

by YeahPleaseNo March 29, 2021

Weepy Pleaser

Crying into your hand while masturbating.

(Enter name) was upset that his girlfriend broke up with him that he gave himself a weepy pleaser.

by DKDZ September 7, 2010

next waiting please

A term used in local kebab shops located in Australia to ask for the next person to be served.

While john was standing in line waiting to be served, a large man shouts "NEXT WAITING PLEASE"

by Joel Cohen July 30, 2008

Blogga, please!

Special concluding segment of Bill Maher's HBO political satire and late night talk show where questions submitted to the show from Bloggers are discussed. The segment title is an obvious nod to one of Dave Chappelle's similarly titled comedy skits, starring comedian Chris Rock.

Maher: "It's time for our end-of-the-show, Blogga, please! segment - this is where people blog in and we get the questions right from people off the Internet".

Blogga: What do you think of the UFOs over Texas? . . .
Maher: “UFOs are a lot more likely, than a space God flew down bodily, and who you know is the son of God, and had sex with a Palestinian woman.”

by Russell Clark February 3, 2008

bitch please

expression used when a douche bag says something untrue, unacceptable, or just plain stupid.

"are your titties real?"
"bitch please!"

by Margaret November 17, 2004