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Five-Tool Player

The act of taking a penis in each hand, one in the mouth, one in the vagina, and one in the anus all at the same time with the intention of pleasing them all simultaneously.
Your Mom pleasured the entire starting lineup of the Golden State Warriors last night by taking the center in her mouth, the power forward in her vagina, the point guard in her anus, and each of the two shooting guards in her hands. She is a total five-tool player!
by McLovin1969 November 7, 2019
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Elite COD Player

Elite COD players are players that carry the weigh of their teams, even if they have terrible team members
Damn David, and Victor suck at COD only Ben and Bart are "Elite COD players"
by Ultra Nub December 12, 2019
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Fortnite player

High octane, adrenaline craving, vile abominations of 8 year olds that have severe autism, all jacked up on mountain dew that have been baptized in monster energy, that will stop at nothing to 360 noscope you and floss dance on your corpse.
I spotted a Fortnite player at the local Wal Mart, boasting about his latest drum gun rampage and showing his default dance skills.
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kings players

a group of snobby guys that think they’re so cool because they play hockey and act all cool because they wear that shit green hoodie everyday to school with that attitude that they can get any girl they want.
eek there’s the kings players wearing the white vans and green hoodie again today 😬
by selenagomezlover126 June 4, 2018
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Player

A man that uses women for sex and money. He leaves women confused and heartbroken.
Woman: "That was the man I was getting to know. He told me he loves me, we made love and cuddled one night, then he left in the morning and I haven't seen or heard from him since then."

Her friend: "I hate to tell you this, but he's a player, you need to let go and move on."

Woman: "I know but it hurts. Next time I'll know not to trust a man." (Woman cries)
by His Main Girl September 26, 2014
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tambourine player

Another word for a gay person. it was first used in the tyler perry play "Meet the browns"
That dude acting like a chick is a tambourine player.
by Johnathaniel May 1, 2007
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player hatress

a player hatress as a female player hater cockblocker grenade
a guy and a girl is in a room and the player hatress stands in between you two.
by Clinton Ziza Smith May 26, 2006
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