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Dirty Pirate

When a girl is giving you head, you bust in her eye and then kick her in the shins so she hops around with one eye open
When she was done sucking my pang gave her a dirty pirate.
by patrick March 10, 2004
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a crippled pirate

A comical sex act in which a man getting a blowjob shoots his load into a womans eye, causing her to reach up and cover her eye like a patch. He then kicks her in the shin causing her to hop on one leg and scream arggggg!
That bitch pissed me off, so I made her into a crippled pirate
by john johnson June 17, 2006
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Pirate Juice

A combination of Bacardi Razz, Bacardi Limon, Bacardi Grand Melon, and Bacardi Coconut with cranberry juice and pineapple juice. Mixed heavy on the rum and light on the juices, this punch will get you fucking smashed.
John: I'm fucking wasted off this juice. WTF is this?

Mike: It's pirate juice. And it seems like it's working.
by DaSandwichMan February 15, 2010
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gay pirate

When you sneak up on one of your buddies with your cock in your hand and put it on there shoulder like a parrot on the shoulder of a pirate. You then make a pirate sound such as ARRRRRGH! and call them a faggot.
Josh was siting on the couch when joe snuck up and gave him a gay pirate.
by Chuckles h August 22, 2006
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hymen pirate

One who hunts and or pillages virgins using sly and conniving tactics of seduction. Generally the male is older than the virgin and has a certain stigma or allure which surrounds him, making him the subject of many young crushes.

Can be either Nerdy or arrogant, both forms exist in the natural world, and appeal to different groups of virgins.

The Most important attribute of the "Hymen Pirate" is that his victim is immediately discarded and ignored after pirating has occurred, and the booty has been found. No further interactions are to be expected.
"Kim, that guy doesn't want a relationship, he just wants your V-card, he's a bloody Hymen Pirate"
by Joe Catanzaro July 27, 2008
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Steve the Pirate

The legend that is Steve the Pirate is a member of the Average Joes team in the movie Dodgeball. Personally I think he should have a sequel dedicated to him, he's that awesome. Cruelly changed back into a normal person, but then turns back into good ol' Steve the Pirate. Garrr!
by iLoveRum January 20, 2008
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Highway Pirate

Also known as a NoGood.

A group of people who roam Highways, usually in Vans or old cars. While roaming, they tend to drink, listen to loud music, plunder, and look for trouble at local truck stops.

They may not have a boat, or even sail the seven seas. But they will raid your truck, and your SUV.

The most famous band of Highway Pirates, would be The NoGood Scurvy Crew from Kingston Ontario. They leave their mark (NGSC) on over-passes and Truck Stop bathroom walls along the 401.
"Keep your eyes on the road, there be Highway Pirates in these parts."

"I'm a Highway Pirate, baby!"

"God Damn NoGood!"
by Rocko NoGood June 11, 2007
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