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mature phone sex

1) A sexually descriptive conversation between two or more adults over a telephone. With one adult much older then the other.
2) A sexually descriptive phone call with a much younger male and older woman past child rearing age.
3) A topic involving older/younger age play in a phone call.
I enjoy mature phone sex with my friends grandmother.
by Phone Sex Speaks November 1, 2016
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My phone was trippin'

The Universal Millennial Excuse for damn-near ANYTHING that one fails or forgets to do.
I was supposed to call my gf but my phone was trippin'. My boss asked why I didn't show up at work and didn't bother to call or text and I told him my phone was trippin'.
by Shawdog December 2, 2016
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cell phone

A device used for looking less alone while in public places by yourself.
My cell phone is like a magical box of universe.
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"HEY, FUCK YOU MISTAH PHONE!" - Toilet
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Semi-Smart Phone

A smart phone which randomly creates new words during texting making communication difficult.
Damn this semi-smart phone sucks!!! Love the blame game!
by SmartA55 September 4, 2011
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Soggy Chinese Phonebook

When a fat chick has multiple chins and you blow a massive load of cum all over them.
"Man I gave Sarah a soggy chinese phonebook last night"
by Waylin May 11, 2015
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