Chargin The Phone

The Act Secretly Masturbating While Telling People You Need to Charge Your Phone,
This Comes from the uses of the 'Wank Band Product'

Girlfriend: "Where Did You Go?!?!?!?!?"
Guy: "Sorry I was Chargin The Phone

by TheBanterLamp August 14, 2016

The Infinity Phones

Basically the Infinity Stones but with phones. When you're using your phone in class and you teacher comes rushing like Thanos to take them away.

My teacher is currently on a quest to find all of the Infinity Phones. With one snap he/she will destroy 1/2 of the happiness in school.

by DonaldJTrumpster June 16, 2018

phone macarena

the act of checking you side and then back pockets in search of your phone usually causing you to accidently perform a portion of the macarena.

john: dude wait where is my phone?! *checks pockets*
Bob: haha you just did the phone macarena

by mynamedontmatter October 19, 2009

Phone Jab

A jab from a phone.

Hi Dave, how are you? Hi Penny, i'm good thank you, are you okay? PHONE JAB!!

owwwww

by DavePen February 1, 2012

phone roll

Describing a situation where an unintended text recipient who is not acquainted with the sender in real life responds to the text in a humorous manner.

Sender: Hey can you bring da money to udz? ima going home n make frybread for yr bro.

Unintended recipient: Hey, ur txting the wrong number, but I'll take some frybread.

Sender: LMFAO o shit sry

PHONE ROLLED!

by Rulacho September 4, 2013

phone-drone

Anyone who owns an smart phone or bluetooth headset.

"I don't know if I should get an iphone 3Gs or an Android, I really like the functionality of my iPhone 3g but it doesn't have the features of a Blackerry that I require. I'm so excited that the new iphone opperating system supports stereo bluetooth sound now that I have my motorokr headphones. Can anyone tell me if you can broadcast bluetooth to more than two speakers for digital surround sound? I want to synch my light garden to Pink Floyd and smoke pot with the lady friend who think's im just a phone-drone with my headset tuned to star trek, but how do I broadcast to two headsets at once? I'm having synching issues.

by UberQ January 23, 2010

Phone Dumb

When a person is mentally incapable of functioning whilst having any sort of mobile device in front of them. Typically characterized by open, slack jaw, glassy eyes and a zombie-like sway or teeter.

"Ashley! Ashley! I've been talking to you for well over minute and you've gone all phone dumb".

by Baxter Wilde August 22, 2014