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False pedophile

He can't be serious talking to that woman, he's a false pedophile!
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pedophile

A man who is sexually attracted to young children. Most often the time, they can appear normal and nobody would ever suspect that they are one.

Also known as a Child molester, or Chomo’s. Most male pedophiles stereotypically have long shaggy beards, long hair, 1970’s looking greasy shabby clothing; and tend to look like homeless men. They often wear beards because they are closet homosexuals and they find beards to be sexually arousing.

Although many pedophiles come in all shapes and sizes and can differ in appearance.

An extremely normal looking man who is clean-cut and baby-faced can be a pedophile, too. Female pedophiles are rare but are typically babysitters; and they are usually middle aged or old and (often) unattractive women.
Bournemouth and Poole in County Dorset, England are both renowned pedophile hotbeds.
by Death Menace August 27, 2023
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Pedophile

A person who is attracted to children, aka Sick people who should seek help.
"Yo dude, did you hear? Our friend Lucas is a pedophile!"
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Pedophile Property

Someone who was a pedophile victim as a child but who did not carry on the pedophile way of life for one reason or another. As an example, a female who chose not to bear children fearing they would be abused or a male who refused to have sex with his mother or younger female siblings. As an adult this person is brainwashed and threatened into continued silence about their childhood abuse. They are also used in an effort to gain control of non-pedophiles through sexual encounters and subsequent threat of pedophile association. They become what some call Pedophile Supporters, or the Pedophile Army, which protect pedophiles. Since they are viewed as property their owners control who they have sex with, even as adults. Many are traded amongst pedophiles in an underground network of human trafficking that encompasses not only physical sex, but cerebral sex whereby one experiences sex with another via thought/fantasying.
Unbeknownst to me, the woman I fell in love with may be Pedophile Property and I vow to rescue her.
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Party For Pedophiles

Party For Pedophiles (also known as Party For Pedos or PFP) is the subgenre from party games created by the popular Super Smash Bros series.

It wasn't named like that until nintendo become part of Satan's army of darkness in 2016 with nintendo switch and after that, the release of Super Smash Bros Ultimate, the game is known with other nintendo titles like Splatoon series or Pokémon Sword and Shield, for awaken degenerated instincts on it's player, converting them in soyboys, and with that in pedophiles.

This didn't became a subgenre until other satan's giants like Viacom and Warner joined the trend with their own soy games.
"Warner Bros have joined the Party For Pedophiles game trend, because their game called Multiversus has been leaked."
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PEDOPHILE GOD

A PEDOPHILE who has CIRCUMSCRIPTION INSCRIPTION and knows where all the targets are which is ONE.
Only a PEDOPHILE GOD can tell where they can go BUT this PEDOPHILE GOD knows all the traps they set and is a BUMPTIOUS son of a bitch as that ARROGANT ASSH0LE never stops his BIPOLAR BROADCASTING
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PEDOPHILE LANDINGS

Places where you are most likely to find PEDOPHILES.
It 8s no crapshoot to be around PEDOPHILE LANDINGS in any CASINO.
by STINKING LIKE SHIT July 24, 2021
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