parbster

To order lobster with the salmon, in which all the world's your tartar sauce.

When you parbster with a Lautner, ah.

by Komasan;3 February 15, 2023

Päbschen

Proper Noun referring to a person named Will afflicted with the medical condition: PABS.

"It's not Will you're talking to now - it's Päbschen!"
"NO - BONE HER!!!!"

by Anonymous May 18, 2003

ParasiteveLuntc

A slut who frequents the LUE Chat on AOL Instant Messanger for no fucking reason at all and gets on various screenames pretending to be the friends that she doesnt have.

Para got pregnant by a 54 year old black man.

by l33tblub0i July 8, 2003

Pabst Smere

Someone who overpays for a 30 of Pabst Blue Ribbon.

Shaun is a Pabst Smere.

by BrendanR December 24, 2008

Pabstenance

The basic necessity that one needs to survive on beer.

Seriously, give me anything with beer in it! I don't care how it tastes, my pabstenance knows. no. taste...

by look alive nikolai wendy December 1, 2010

pabstize

The intentional pouring or far more common spilling of alcohol, most often beer, on oneself or others.

Bro 1: I was slammin back some natties when this bitch bumped into me.

Bro 2: So what happened?

Bro 1: I pabstized the both of us and had to get another brew.

or

Rapper: Get me some crystal so i can pabstize these hoes.

by The_Drunken_Wise_Man December 6, 2010

Parbie

A Barbie doll that a 20 year old loser buys to put it in pornagraphic situations

"I went over to this guys house last night, and he has about 20 Parbies!"

by emerald_eyes February 11, 2015