The Friendship Paradox

when you and a group of friends have this one guy who thinks he's the shit and bosses everyone around and another who thinks he's tough and can out beat you at anything(at the beginning you like this guy) but you end up realizing that the first guy was just trying to be good and didn't want to push people around but is still kinda an asshole, but the second guy becomes twice as bad as the first guy in the beginning, this has happened to hundreds of people, and you know who you are

1. yo joe

2. ya,whats up?

1. you know dylan was an asshole before followed that 12 step program, but he's gotten slightly better as a friend; but now noah is being a total dipshit

2. wow, were stuck in The Friendship Paradox

1. i know, lets shun noah

by LaRdO kAt777 May 9, 2010

Gender Factuality Paradox

The Gender Factuality Paradox is that unsolved mystery encapsulated in the question, "If a man says something and the nearest woman is 120 miles away and listening to the Bee Gees, is he still wrong?"

The Gender Factuality Paradox is set to have Gender Studies MA students scuppered this year.

by Fearman April 1, 2008

Paramore

A band originating from Franklin, TN. Its members include Hayley Williams, lead singer; Taylor York, rhythm guitar; and Jeremy Davis, bass guitar. The Farro brothers, Josh, former lead guitar, and Zac, former drums, recently left. There aren't any replacements for them as of yet. So far they have three studio albums and are planning to release another this year.

I'm going to the Paramore concert tonight!

by Hoolia B January 23, 2011

Bill Clinton Paradox

The paradox/double standard that exists between guys who don't count receiving oral sex as cheating ("I did not have sexual relations with that woman.") but still considers the chick that gave him head to be a slut.

Guys, if bjs don't count as sex, and you're not cheating, she can't be a slut, ok?

What, he called *you* a slut for giving him head after you went out?

Yeah, it's that whole Bill Clinton Paradox going on. I gave head, but he only received it.

How fucking lame.

Completely not worth it.

Agreed.

by Catrina_livingdeadgirl October 13, 2010

paragons of rocket science

A sarcastic expression often used by management when referring to marginal employees.

Which paragons of rocket science do we have on the schedule today?

by Led Zeppole November 20, 2003

paradox

A sound logical argument leading to a logical absurdity.

Here is a paradox:

Nothing is better than a glass of beer.
A half-glass of beer is better than nothing.
Therefore, a half-glass of beer is better than a glass of beer.

by Cap'n Bullmoose November 11, 2006

Paramonov

a word used to describe how good at skateboarding one is.

Dennis: Woah, did you see that kid just ollie over that table?
Wyatt: Yeah man he so paramonov.

by Em Rembert January 28, 2009