Procrastinator Parade

Something (usually a project of some kind) you tend to dread early and when it comes, since you've been putting off prep work, you will suffer from a variety of bad times.

That project that was due later this month has become a Procrastinator Parade for all the employees.

by R.Ost June 19, 2023

cholo parade

When every Mexican in the greater Chicago area straps Mexican flags to their white SUVs and dives around beeping the horn.

"Hey Rick, there's a massive cholo parade all up and down North Avenue. Is it Mexican New Year?"

by braeez September 15, 2023

meatball parade

stuffing your dick into a girl's glory hole

"this meatball parade boutta get lit"

by meatballzz March 9, 2024

Honk Parade

Whenever someone honks a horn from a vehicle, such as a bus horn or car horn, and plays it in a melody.

John: "Daniel, did you hear about what the bus driver did?"

Daniel: "No, what'd he do?"

John: "He did a honk parade of the song 'Jingle Bells' by James Lord Pierpoint!"

by Brainless Maniac October 13, 2024

gank parade

Large group of tourists walking slowly (ganking) in a major urban area (e.g. midtown Manhattan).

The gank parade in Time Square made me late to work.

by better.worse.OK December 31, 2024

Pebble Parade

When a series of small turd nuggets fall out of a person's pant leg on their way to the toilet.

Jeremy threw a pebble parade after drinking 4 cups of coffee

by thespaceoutcadet June 16, 2025

Bum Drunk Parade

When you get so drunk it is obvious to people around you that you will permit anal sex if propositioned

Joan "Check out those completely pissed girls"

Karl "Bum Drunk Parade"

by laurab193 June 1, 2011