babe parade

A veritable treasure trove of talent

Dude I was walking into class today and the quad was a goddamn babe parade

by Wolfgang40014 August 29, 2018

water parade

(Singapore English) water drinking session that is carried out to prevent individuals from dehydration.

A water parade should be conducted before the training starts. Otherwise, the soldiers may suffer dehydration.

by E-van-316 June 28, 2016

bomb parade

a list of films, songs, gigs and the like that have miserably failed.

His current album is on the bomb parade.

by uttam maharjan February 16, 2010

Sock parade

Basically when candidate on a military course like basic or something along those lines is such a shitbag the rest of the candidates pin the victim down in the night while they sleep, and beat them with socks full of bars of soap.

We gave Pte fuckstick a sock parade last night maybe he will preform better.

by Pte window licker May 31, 2021

booby parade

Just tittys all up and down the street.

Hey guys! There's a booby parade in town this evening. Who's in?

by Shi-Thead December 7, 2021

Parade Candy

1. Any candy that is found on the street and then consumed; does not necessarily have have to originate from a parade.

2. Picking up a hooker from a notorious prostitution boulevard.

1. That tootsie roll on the ground is still fairly unopened, love me some parade candy.

2. Griff was feeling horny so he drove down to North Ave. looking to score some parade candy

by LordBelvedere July 19, 2011

P.O.S. Parade

Also known as a Piece of SHIT Parade!

A P.OS. Parade is when you are trying to leave a specific location: your driveway, parking lot, workplace, etc. But a long ass line of cars coming from both directions refuses to let you go. In a parade like fashion, but If you try and signal they either ignore you or flip you off. This usually leads to the drivers behind you thinking you are purposely holding up traffic and will honk at you, becoming hostile.

This is usually seen in areas where drivers "know a shortcut", usually in straight through neighborhoods or roadways with lots of congestion. Can and will cause aggravation amongst drivers just trying to get from point A to point B. Commonly found on the East Coast!

Dude, where are you??? Caitlyn's birthday party started 20 mins ago!

Sorry, I've been trying to leave the Walmart parking lot for the past 45 mins in a P.O.S. Parade!! Nobody is letting me go! WHAT THE FUCK?!?!?!?!?!?!

by tigglywigglesdahomie September 5, 2025