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Panamanian petting zoo

When one force one's partner to pick the nuts and corn out of a bowel movement. The partner then presents the nuts and corn to in a cup or a dish. One then tosses the nuts and corn onto the bed where the partner eats them like a goat or other typical petting zoo animal.

Commonly preceeded by a Kentucky klondike bar.
He gave his lunchlady a Kentucky klondike bar for as long as he could. It made sense for him to follow up with a Panamanian petting zoo.
by Dirty Snatchez August 9, 2006
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putting for eagle

a situation or opportunity that goes extremely well.
"man, I was talking to this chick and when she bent over to tie her shoe, her thong was hanging out. I'm telling ya I was putting for eagle, bro."
by GymRat88 March 26, 2009
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puntinky

a huge smelly fart that smells like rotten eggs
Dude that fat man smells like a puntinky!!
by mr.puntinky April 30, 2005
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Petting Zoo Bitch

Similar to the town bicycle, this is an individual, preferably female, who is promiscuous and will let any individual "pet" her.
You see this girl? She ain't no petting zoo bitch
by bomdiggabom April 13, 2011
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putinisk

Shady, hypicritical, out for self. Contradictory, narcissistic; a wolf in sheep's clothing. Someone not to be trusted.
His putinisk attitude was a total turn off.
by girlunknown November 16, 2015
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Crock-Potting

Placing food in a Crock-Pot and subsequently having sex until the food is done, usually for 4 to 6 hours. A post sex feast would ensue, thus providing fuel for more sex.
"What are you doing for spring break?"

"Well my girlfriend and I will be Crock-Potting almost everyday, so that will take up the majority of my time."
by shirtlessphantom June 20, 2012
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papa putin

papa putin is a great man who is very hot, nice and lovable.
he drinks vodka every day and cares for russia like a good father.
have you heard of our father?
yes, his name is papa putin!
by papa's prophet February 20, 2019
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