Numpty

A person who has gone and made a fool of oneself; with excessive amount of drug use, specifically frying one’s brain and disengaging in all use of basic motor functions.
A numpty

Damn, He’s gone and fucked himself. What a numpty.

by Bellzgotem February 14, 2024

nomp

a gimpy nobhead, word to decribe an absolute mong. easy to use in a sentence.

peter stop being such a tory you daft nomp

by fletcher the fiddler March 12, 2025

Nomten

When a gluten-free person eats gluten snd enjoys it.

Nomten! This gluten is phenomenal. Zoo we mama!

by Glutenlover July 8, 2025

Nopptimistic

The feeling of optimism that you feel when you have belief in Danny Noppert to win a game of darts. It’s a sense of blind confidence, a faith like no other, which usually leads to an excruciatingly painful loss.

“Bro, did you see Noppert is facing Mickey Mansell in the Grand Slam, I’m feeling a little Nopptimistic about that!”
*the next day*
“Yeah, so about that, Noppert lost 10-7 to Mickey fucking Mansell. What is the point in this life. My Nopptimism always comes back to bite me”

by skinnotheskank October 6, 2025

Noptimal

Not optimal

Putting jade in a box is sorta noptimal

by yuncman22 January 8, 2026

Super Numpty

Someone who won't chip in for a meal when their sister lost £10 in the street, and they have at least £30 spare.

'Pay, you have loads of money man'

'Um...No?'

'Dont be such a Super Numpty'

by AntonymPsuedonymAntonym August 4, 2009

northern numpties

it’s a small gc on stan twitter that are all lovely and the funniest people always around when you need them mostly made of smaller accounts and deserve the absolute world

northern numpties think north is superior

by stan twitter nn member July 27, 2019