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You pronounced this nonsense. Not me.

A phrase used to politely tell a person: "You're a delusional fucking idiot, I'm not dealing with you anymore." Usually used as a way of ending internet arguments with people who say insane shit.

This phrase was first used by some russian official (who gives a fuck about his name?) on Twitter, when the user LivFaustDieJung pointed out that this official's tweet basically implied that russia's justification for bombing Ukrainian civilians was that there was an "internal" conflict in Donbas, and some people died as a result.
By responding with "You pronounced this nonsense. Not me." this shitface tried to claim that what LivFaustDieJung said was just some made up BS, even though, in reality, they only reiterated his original tweet.

This phrase, however, was seized by NAFO, who started using it as a response to shut down russian trolls.
Karen: VACCINES CAUSE AUTISM! THE EARTH IS FLAT! 5G GOVERNMENT CONTROL! THEY ARE LYING TO YOU, @GIGACHAD, DON'T YOU SEE?! WAKE UP SHEEPLE!!!!!!
Gigachad: You pronounced this nonsense. Not me.
by Roman Shosirobe September 9, 2022
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Nose Ring

Generally speaking if your girl has a nose ring your about to get some A1 top
Damn boy she got a nose ring?
by Bigfatmikehawk September 21, 2016
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brown nose

1) Someone who sucks up to you to gain your favor. This is done by doing stuff for you for no apparent reason, laughing at stuff you do that wasn't suppose to be funny, agreeing with everything you say, etc...

2)Also known as the TEACHER'S PET or ASS KISSER.
Eating pussy is like dealing with the mafia: One wrong move and your in deep shit!
by Joshiro007 February 24, 2003
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Noise Bot

Those stupid ads to the right on UD. The girls are mega ugly. Especially the one with the green shirt and the giant fat ears that stick out. And their shirts are lame as hell.
That chick over there is ugly as hell. Noise Bot's shirts suck.
by Lynnster February 26, 2009
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Nautical Nonsense

It be somethin' you wish.

Kinky fish/human coitus.
If nautical nonsense be something you wish, gimp, FLOP ON THE DECK FOR IT!
by Fuddles the Gatekeeper July 27, 2010
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John Lennon's nose

The most perfect nose ever to be on the face of a human. Often overlooked because of Ringo's large nose.

It is amazing.
Person: Wow! Look at that nose! It's amazing!
Me: That's John Lennon's Nose, isn't it beautiful?
by Mrs. Marilyn O' Boogie August 7, 2011
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Nose shit

Someone putting the tip of their nose to someone's asshole and it gets a little bit of shit on it. But the shit is an icing-like consistency, making a swirl of smooth shit on the tip of the nose.
Person 1: "Connie is OBSESSED with Pj."
Person 2: "Yeah, nose shit."
by Matalie Goss December 12, 2017
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