melfin

An Alabama hot pocket performed between two geeks. I.E. Picture a 30-something jobless white dude living in his mother's basement shitting the vagina of a 300 pound, equally pathetic woman.

Steve totally hit Kel with a melfin.

by Karen T August 5, 2007

Melfdawg

An Italian sausage made from nono

Hey, you gotta try a Melfdawg. It's the shit.

by OPPA GANGNAM STYLE November 6, 2012

melfie

The unintentional selfie - The act of opening your camera app on your mobile phone to take a photo of your surroundings and realising when the preview on screen appears to your surprise it's through the reverse camera showing your own face.

Arrrghhh Melfie!

by Lee Pea Pod November 10, 2015

mcselfie

When your drunk or high at Mcdonalds but you still look on point, so you take a selfie

Ciarah was so lit last night takin Mcselfies eatin nuggets and shit!

by YaDOWNwitOPP September 19, 2016

myself

a person who you have to love first and the most, before anyone else.

person: who do you love the most? person2: I love myself the most though.

by LoveOnCrack17 December 30, 2016

Melf

A woman who goes by the name Mel and who is a milf - Melf

I fucking love Melf

by Captain-Big-Dick October 9, 2017

melf

A name for a Nibba fabbit

Look at that melf over there

by melfinator October 12, 2017