your moms parallel

When's someones mom is so flat, that their chest and ass are parallel

Cade: Hey man, your moms parallel
Gino: Ha, thats funny, cause its true

by thebearrug35 October 6, 2016

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your moms a party

When your bestfriend has sex with your mom

Bob:"hey, where were you last night? I called you like a million times.
Jack:"lets just say that your moms a party. Winky face"

by Pepeisalive December 14, 2016

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The scariest moms you'll ever meet. They usually have the "May I speak to the manager" haircut These moms usually reside in the Farmington/Layton/Woods cross UTAH area. They are extremely judgy people and they think they are the shit because they go to church every Sunday but are totally okay with their kids marrying at the age of 17.

Person 1: "Wow that lady is a bitch."
Person 2: "Don't pay her any attention she's just one of those Davis moms."

by Yoyotototo August 22, 2017

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