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Montgomeryied

To Be anally raped by your employer
Man, I worked hard for that guy and he just Montgomeryied me
by Nadyne November 30, 2003
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tubercles of montgomery

The glands of Montgomery, or Montgomery's tubercles, are the tiny "bumps" that are scattered around the areola (the darker area which rings the nipple). During pregnancy these glands enlarge and they remain enlarged while breastfeeding. They can vary greatly in number, averaging between 4 and 28 per areola. Montgomery originally described these glands as "a constellation of miniature nipples scattered over a milky way."
I was suckin on this girl's titties and her tubercles of montgomery got all hard and shit...i think she was diggin it!
by Rafael L January 28, 2006
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Montgomery Enchilada

Giving a chick a Tamed Seabass with a Used Chopstick, but without the soy sauce.
Sam: "Lets sing some karaoke tonight"
Me: "No, let's give the new girl a Montgomery Enchilada"
Sam: "Yes, let's"
by Uncle Seabass June 17, 2010
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Monterey Omelet

The woman bends over from a standing position. The man partially chews a raw whole avocado and three raw eggs and a handful of grated swiss cheese. Kneeling behind the woman, the man blows the mixture into her vagina. The two then fuck vigorously, with the man cuming insider her. The woman squats over a frying pan and pushes the mixture out of her vagina. The man cooks the mixture and they share the omelet on a sunny patio with mimosas and fresh fruit.
Wow, I really enjoyed making the Monterey Omelet this morning.
by Chef of the day May 9, 2010
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O.B. Montessori

Student1: Our school doesn't have budget to send me to the National Spelling Bee.

Student2: Oh, you study in O.B. Montessori.
by the_proud_nerd July 28, 2009
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Monte Wasted

Formerly known as "white girl wasted"

When you get so drunk you go through the night doing shenanigans such as yelling the N word, hitting on girls, puking on other peoples shoes and clothes then sitting on them
"Dude I got white girl wasted last night"

"No you didn't. You go Monte Wasted!!"
by The Cream Machine24_24 March 8, 2013
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Monteverdi

Monteverdi - One of the first and most innovative composers of opera. He lived a very productive life, traveling to perform his works all over Italy, for the court, and later on for the first public audiences.

The composer lived a very long life (1567-1643). Like Mozart, Monteverdi was a child prodigy, a child especially gifted in the musical arts. Monteverdi learned to sing and play multiple instruments. He then grew up to be in service to the court of Mantua, quickly growing from simple musician to head conductor. It is here where he composed his first opera, "L'Orfeo", which is considered to be by many to be the first significant opera ever composed.

He then went on to write twenty more operas, but only two others survive. They are called "L'Incoriazone di Poppea"(The Coronation of Poppea), and "Il Ritorno d'Ulisse in patria"(The Return of Odysseus). Only fragments from the other operas survive. It's believed that many of these documents were caught in fire and burned up. Alas!

Monteverdi was crucial in the development of the Baroque from it's Renaissance origins. You say you like Bach, Vivaldi, Mozart, Beethoven? pffft. They are nothing, without Monteverdi.

And listening to the music of Monteverdi, one gets the sense of peace, rhythm. Monteverdi pulls you in with the emotion and keeps you there throughout his entire work, but only if you may have the patience to listen.

Anyway, take a listen to him. You just may introduce yourself to something new.
Monteverdi iz mah nigga!
by bitchesinstockings April 13, 2014
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