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Mona Lezzer

A lesbian who moans during intercourse. Originating form the name Mona Lisa.
Did you see that video with those two lesbians? One was a right Mona Lezzer, I had to turn the sound down.
by Salmonchops June 15, 2009
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Mona Lisa

A girl sent by a guy to get close to another guy. Her role is to get info on him through (conversation, text messages, etc.) Then she gives that information back to the guy, Then that guy uses the information to set the other guy up. The bitch is basically a informant (🐀). NEVER TRUST A BITCH. 💯
Mona Lisa to me ain't nothin but a bitch.
by Dead 92315 March 27, 2019
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Monaco

The name Monaco usually is for a person who is kind, fashionable, and is unique in many other ways. Usually this person is great at making friends and is good with trusting people
Monaco is a good person
by SkittleBoy123 September 30, 2017
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MonkaS

used to express high tension. twitch emote is pepe the frog looking terrified.
CSGO pro player: *1v5 with usp-s on gun round*
twitch chat: MonkaS
by finnishdog July 20, 2019
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monkat

AKA the Super Awesome and Sexy Monkey King, he is a pathetic skinny dude who works at a pathetic "health food store" called GNC, and lives in manassas.

He was a funny dude over at GBAtemp for a while, and he gained many followers for some unknown reason, but then he quit because he kept breaking the rules and wanted to leave before he got permabanned. He made a farewell post and vlog about it, even though no one gives a shit about his vlogs.

In fact, even after he quit GBAtemp he continued his vlogs as monkat7 on youtube, which consist of bitching about his customers at GNC, while he is on his work shift. He likes to walk around the store and constantly shout FUCK!!! while not giving a shit about the possibility of someone walking in during his recording.

During his time at GBAtemp he was famous for constantly talking about/showing off his nipples and his obsession over Kamina's glasses, putting them on all of his avatars and signatures. He also spammed ponies from friendship is magic before getting his last suspension before quitting. He tried to start up a podcast called the Monkast, which died after 5 episodes. People who loved him at the temp show respect for him by putting Kamina's glasses on their avatars, and you can still find them on a few members.

He occasionally posts in threads that he gets linked to by friends he has that still frequent GBAtemp, and was last seen as a guest in the This week in GBAtemp podcast episode 2.
Hmm... I haven't seen monkat in the EOF for a while.

He must of gotten suspended for posting a picture of his nipples again.
by Terminator02 June 18, 2011
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Moka

Moka is someone you would be intimidated by at first, but once you get to know her, she’s LITERALLY the best friend any girl/boy could ask for. She stays in her lane, but can fuck up any bitch that gets in hers. Though usually calm, Moka is not afraid to be crazy and wild with her friends. Moka has multiple yet small close friend groups that she’s very loyal to. She’s often a boy heart catcher and is thicc in the right places. Street smart as well as book smart, she is a fun gal to spend your time with. Get yourself a Moka, cuz you’re missing out!
Moka loves to drink mocha with her two besties
by kronkkk August 18, 2018
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cockslapping the mona lisa

AS the title states it is the act in which the pennis is whacked furtively about the famous painting the "mona lisa" often resulting in architectural fapping.
Architect 1: Look that dude's cockslapping the mona lisa!

Architect 2: Yeah, you like that don't you baby?! *fap fap fap*
by Curtis Mortemer August 20, 2008
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