An imagined coming of age tradition where a child must kill a bear on their thirteenth birthday in order to become an adult. Coined by the boys on The After Disaster episode #650: The Perils of Inadequate Vulcanization.
The bear Tyler killed for his Bear Mitzvah was the largest bear I’d ever seen. He’s gonna be a real man.
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Get the double mitzvah mug.Right after Madison got accepted into Indiana University, her parents began party planning for her Bed Mitzvah. Not only was her bed covered with so much college merch it reached to the ceiling, but there wasn't space in her room for all the friends who came over to celebrate.
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Get the Cheers moite mug.A colloquial term, loosely derived from Hebrew and Yiddish, used to describe a splash pad or water play area for young children—typically found in urban parks. Shpritzy mitzy offer a fun, inclusive water experience for kids of all ages, including those who can't swim. Unlike traditional pools, they require minimal space and infrastructure, making them perfect for smaller city parks.
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