Morty

The embodiment of when your car has a noisy problem which you don't fix, such as a loose strut or even a loud creaking noise, referred to as a dead guy trying to break out of his coffin

Dude were you in Adie's car today, Morty's pissssssed!

by Danthrax March 16, 2004

Moisty

Someone who you consider to be your friend. Also a "term of endearment".

"Hey Moisty"

"waddup moisty"

"awwww, moisty"

"your a sweet little moisty arent you!"

by sketi April 29, 2009

mooty

having exactly 2 things in commen with a moose, no more, no less.

1.you have a big nose, not mooty
2.you are hairy, stand on 4 legs, and have a big nose, not mooty
3.you have brown hair and sometimes shout out MOOSE!, your mooty!!!!

by [squin] January 24, 2004

Moisty

anything that is moist or wet arond the nifkin region

dany fingers was very moist while he was getting a Moist blumpkin

by moisty blumpkin June 17, 2003

Monty

The one who's gay

Damn he kissed a boy
He must be a monty

by TanuX April 26, 2022

minger monty

Some girl who is a proppa ugly munter and a bit chavy.

Miiiiinger Monty "yea that girl who looks like a beaver is a right old minger monty"

by Louis White -- made it up November 21, 2006

moitard

Really retarted...more retarted

u fucking moitard

by Soadina September 29, 2003