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Moist Humping

The act of having traditional intercourse but it ends prematurely without climax due to one of the members participating having deep thoughts about pegging Matthew McConaughey.
I was totally Moist Humping this chick but I couldn't finish due to my thoughts about Matthew McConaughey.
by KL_12345 October 31, 2020
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Moist Humping

The act of having sexual intercourse but no one climaxes due to thoughts of pegging Matthew McConaughey.
I was Moist Humping this check but couldn't finish due tothe thoughts of pegging Matthew McConaughey running through my head.
by KL_12345 October 31, 2020
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Moist Monke

Moist Monke is when you make a gorilla erect from watching Zero Two hentai. Then rub petrol on the gorillas testicles, place the gorilla into a dog enclosure and watch them reproduce.
John: I’m going to moist monke.
Kevin: Ok, I’ll be watching frog lady then.
by Kev Likes Frog Lady January 9, 2021
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Moist Charlie

When someone says something exceptionally unfunny, usually childishly so.
Wow man, you really just pulled a Moist Charlie. I'm disappointed.
by pookymane September 26, 2023
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moist star

When you bout to get freaky and you see that twinkle in her eyes.
Ophelia you’re my moist star. - Hamlet
by Nunnery_Hamlet6969 January 7, 2020
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Anti-moist

When your scared to lose your virginity
A girl asked me to come to her place i rejected because im anti-moist
by No,onelikesme April 12, 2020
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cold moist

When your sweating in bed and it’s cold wen you leave the bed. This can also descried the cold air during sex
Damn girl, do y’all feel that cold moist in your ass?
by Dentor February 18, 2020
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