Mitch Parry

See definition for "mitch"

"Mate, you're being a proper Mitch Parry today, give your balls a tug and walk it off"

by Deaf Chris November 22, 2021

Mitch

A male bitch

My ex was definitely a mitch

by Kc Bway November 23, 2021

mitch's mason

The act of filing a mason jar of semen

I finally complete the Mitch's mason challenge

by Itsyourboi March 7, 2015

Mitch Adrian Devries

A major pussy who is the basic embodiment of autism, the type of guy to think shrek is love shrek is life is still funny in 2018. Someone you should not approach unless the only thing you wanna taste is the cold barrel of your grandfathers shotgun in your mouth.

You think big shaq is still funny? Youre such a Mitch Adrian Devries

by YeetMasterJeff January 4, 2018

mitch schmidt

The pulsating state of an erect penis, when a penis is engorged to the extent that the blood distends the skin of the penis (specifically the glans).

When I jerking off on Devon's sweet face and about to pop, my dick was all mitch schmidt.

by Victor Sanchez III December 27, 2013

Mitch

A man bitch.

"Don't be a Mitch."
"You all are a bunch of Mitches!"

by Kitty Canyons August 19, 2016

mitch craig

Is a midget but also not a midget at the same time.

He was so short he looked like a mitch craig

by Bigdaddy96024 April 4, 2019