Minecrafter

A person who has no job and lives in the basement of his parents home. He spends all of his free time playing with virtual Legos and eating pepperoni Hot Pockets.
Minecrafter: I just finished making my Princess Zelda statue and I feel so good about myself! It only took me four straight days! What next?!
Minecrafter's Mother: How about you get a job and stop being such a lazy ass.
by SAMSHAFER November 26, 2010
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Minecraft

A game that is monumentally better than fortnite.
Person 1: Wanna play some Fortnite?

Person 2: Hell no, Minecraft is better
by Count Cackula April 26, 2019
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A game where non-virgins go to escape the virgin curse of Fortnite. Created in 2009 by the first Swedish Minecraft multimillionaire. Currently the best selling sandbox game of all time.
Person 1: “Hey, wanna play Fortnite?”
Person 2: “Hell no! I’m not a virgin!”
Person 1: “What about Minecraft?”
Person 2: “Actually, that sounds fun.”
by Minecraftboi January 30, 2020
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BEST FUCKING GAME EVER. Fuck fortnite. SMH IMAGINE NOT PLAYING MINECRAFT. eeeeeewwwwwwwwww Plus the community is so nice!? :) Just play it you wont regret it >:(
Chad: I played minecraft today

Jessica: BROOOOOOOO so BADASS!!!1!!
by Stop_It July 12, 2020
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A booming game once where every kid talked about it, now a completely dead game where only nerds play it
Nerd: Do you wanna play Minecraft
Random geek: Srsly?
by A name no one has taken September 18, 2018
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The most common cause of aids
Person 1: hey, did you have Minecraft last night

Person 2: Yeah, now I have aids
by Mine hub November 22, 2018
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