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Melon Bag by crackwhore985 July 3, 2011
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crusty melon
When a man deficates on the breasts of a woman and allows the feces to dry into a hard crusty shell.
Fred: Hey man, how was your date last night?
Allen: It was great! I gave that bitch a crusty melon. She's still in the bedroom drying out.
Allen: It was great! I gave that bitch a crusty melon. She's still in the bedroom drying out.
crusty melon by frederickallen May 14, 2010
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melon
1. A yellow, round and juicy fruit that is usually about the size of a football. It is commonly sliced up and de-seeded before serving. There are quite a few variants of the fruit including the popular water melon
"Im hungry man. You got anything in your fridge?"
"Not really. I think there might be some water melon in there though"
"Not really. I think there might be some water melon in there though"
melon by Damien Coughlan December 28, 2005
melonious
derived from carmelo anthony;
the opposite of lebronious;
a derogatory term adjective used to describe a poor performance, an annoying person, etc
the opposite of lebronious;
a derogatory term adjective used to describe a poor performance, an annoying person, etc
Andrew: man that guy was so melonious
Sam: i know he wasn't freeky deeky at all
Andrew: that class should be called Melonious 101
Sean: yea, its pretty much the antithesis of lebronious
Sam: i know he wasn't freeky deeky at all
Andrew: that class should be called Melonious 101
Sean: yea, its pretty much the antithesis of lebronious
melonious by urbanewebster November 6, 2008
melonious
melonious by Eric the Quant June 19, 2007