Lithuanian Laundry Mat

A laundry mat in which rather than using detergent to wash your clothes. The workers fill up the washing machines and then proceed to robustly shoot colossal sized loads of funky smelling nut onto the clothes and then turning on the washing machine. After it is done running, the clothes are lined up, and a group of Lithuanians proceed to repeatedly queef flamboyantly all over the clothes to dry them off.

"My clothes were really in need of washing, so I took them to the Lithuanian Laundry Mat"

by JamesNewton February 04, 2025

um, mat?

meaning is um what? or/and what the hell/fuck

Person 1: soadopasdpoadioiwoe
Person 2: um, mat?

by orem231 June 25, 2022

mat i butikken

4523 undergrunnen
When your happy and feeling good you can say Mat i Butikken

Dette var så mat i butikken

by meitafeita4523 October 24, 2017

mat i butikken

when something is ultranice
4523

ÅÅÅ SÅÅÅ MAT I BUTIKKEN

by gizzegazz November 07, 2017

New door mat

Free ticket for butt stuff when bought by your significant other for your home

My wife bought a new door mat time to pound the brown

by Rustybuffalo January 05, 2023

knock you off the mat

I’m going to beat you fight you or I’m going to damage you

Shut up before I have to knock you off the mat 🚶 ♀️

by Keleajx October 19, 2017

Mat Bennett

to spend money frivoulously, take an action without anythought of the consequence, be too much, or any of the above to a woo a girl

Man, I’m going to pull a mat bennett on this chick.

The other James got mat bennett drunk and got kicked out of applebees.

by hegh420 November 10, 2021