crackhead math

When people count their money in forms of material, usually drugs or alcohol.
You get your paycheck for $240 and say
"Awesome, I just scored 6 ecstasy pills!"

or

You find $10 on the floor and think
"Sweet, I just got myself 5 beers!"

Hence the term crackhead math
by Dj Djuric August 08, 2009
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anti-math

The logical next target for the anti-science climate-change deniers and the anti-Vaxxers.
"Oh, so, Chris, you don't believe in climate change? You're anti-science, huh?"
"Global warming is a hoax."
"Well, when that doesn't work out for you, maybe you can become anti-math."
by hodags1966 June 23, 2019
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napkin math

"Napkin math" is the act of performing estimates (usually of a financial nature) to roughly determine the feasibility or validity of an outcome or fact. It is usually performed in an informal setting.

Napkin is an allusion to the disposable nature of the information.
"I've done napkin math Dave, even if you get a $10k/year raise you still can't afford that mortgage".
by silentguardian September 13, 2013
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math boner

The ecstasy that follows when you solve that really hard differential equation problem.
I just solved that Laplace Transform on page 86 and totally got a math boner!
by MechgineeringStud September 03, 2014
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Sparx maths

Tom: Mr Cooper tell us to do Sparx maths
Duc Huy: it's cancer...mate
by DucHuy-peasant February 21, 2022
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Beer Math

A formula to ensure you (or whoever you are buying beer for) gets the drunkest for lowest amount of money:

"Beer Score" = (Beer Size x Beer ABV) / Price

Used to get the score of the beer you are drinking and to compare against other beer's score.
Pint of Guinness costs $5 at the bar... 16oz x 4.2 ABV / $5 = 13

Quart of Olde English costs $3 at the corner store... 32oz x 5.9 ABV / $3 = 63

So using Beer Math it takes 5x as much money to get drunk off Guinness at the bar than it does from OE in parking lot.
by BSonBB December 29, 2012
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Mute Math

Mute Math is and indie/alternative/rock band from New Orleans, Lousiana and Springfield, Missouri. They were started in 2001 when a long distance collaboration suddenly clicked between Paul Meany and Darren King. With the recruiting of guitarist Greg Hill and bass player Roy-Mitchell Cordenas, Mute Math was formed.

They released their debut EP Reset on Teleprompt in September 2004. Their top hits include; Typical, Peculiar People, and Plan B.

They have made 2 albums so far; Flesh and Bones Electric Fun (Live), and Mute Math.

Guy 1: Dude did you go to the Mute Math concert last saturday at the superdome?
Guy 2: Hell yeah dude; it was sick, especially that Typical song.
by Rod69696969 June 17, 2008
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