Manalapan

A sleepy town gone STANKY. Imagine somebody that shit in a urnal and then tried to put Cologne on top of it to make the smell of STANKINESS go away.

Dan Zargari: Hi George.
George Mariolis: Go away you herb.
Dan Zargari: What does that mean?
George Mariolis: Shut up.
Dan Zargari: You're so mean! :o
George Mariolis. Shut the FUCK up. (More kids walk over)
Random Kids: Oh look it's Dan Zargari lets make fun of him because he dosn't wear gold chains and expensive clothers HAHAHAHA.
Dan Zargari: I hate Manalapan ='

by Manalapan19029129 April 24, 2011

Manslaughter

The surgical removal of the penis

Jacqui: Did you hear Caitlyn may get manslaughter?

Ryan: Wow, I thought she hadn't planned on cutting her dick off.
Jacqui: I guess she is now!

cockHeShetranny

by littlebrowngirl October 19, 2015

ManSlammer

The term used to describe a guy who is clingy, annoying or just won't leave you alone.

Hey can I go to the store with you? Hey can I ride in the car? hey bro can I go with you to the party?

NO STOP BEING A MANSLAMMER!!!!

by Sorrykid June 6, 2011

manual

the act of taking it out of automatic & sticking it in manual !!

one nastynaut said let's take it out of automatic & stick it in manual. Manual said, " I like flying with U BIG boys!!" ( 100 mile high club )

by itichie_nocanpo September 9, 2006

manplant

Breast implants given to one of the male gender.

"Hey, Steven, your manplants look pretty hot. It's giving me NHO."

by $$$ February 21, 2004

manually operated percussion accelerometer

a device to apply a measured amount of force in a certain direction at the required time and direction

using a manually operated percussion accelerometer, we need to insert this steel shaft into this solid surface.

or we are going to hammer this nail into the wall!!

by jomac_uk September 28, 2008

count macula

someone who gets their mac on in a creepy way
hitting on girls, and the girls think the guy is creepy
trying to be sexy/seductive but sounding extremely perverted

HAHAHAHAHHA look at their girl's face as count macula tried to hit on her

by count swagula April 10, 2011