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maggie grace 

Maggie grace is most likely someone who sucks fast and hard. And can't get enough dick. She's is shy on the streets and gross in the sheets. Maggie is probably unpopular in her school and has 4 friends. Even if someone is trying to her out of the picture she'll always find her way back in. Maggie will make time to hang out with you (only if she's not sucking dick or making a how to twerk vid 4 her YouTube channel) She is the kind of girl that has a crush on a classmate and a fictional movie character. If your ever looking for a friend look for Maggie Grace, jk. She may not be the prettiest or a movie star but she has a lot of "fun"!!!
Wow she's ugly, she must be named Maggie Grace.

Damn she has a big booty she must be a Maggie grace.
maggie grace by Allison Cock March 14, 2018
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Golden Maggie 

You are doing a fine young woman or something resembling one, in the ass and you are ready to blow your load. You mysteriously are able to piss in her anal cavity first, then blow your load afterward. You then further continue to squeeze her belly from behind, possibly like a slow Heimlich Maneuver, and observe the beauty as the lovely mixture within said anus, bubbles out like a fine champagne with a frothy beginning/head.
I was going to use real champagne and the bottle up her ass like that video we saw earlier but I opted to go forth with a Golden Maggie, it is safer in regards to PSI (a shaken Champagne bottle may be too extreme), and I ain't goin out with blue balls tonight!

Cold hand Maggie

Waking someone up by giving them a hand job after sticking your hand in the freezer, in cold water, out the window during the winter.
"I heard she gave him a cold hand Maggie"
"That's disgusting! What a whore! Did she give him Dave's crutches as well?"
Cold hand Maggie by Fine Fez October 30, 2011

magiabulance 

Magiabulance (noun) is defined as an instance in which one talks about something which one knows nothing about. Essentially, to crap on, to bullshit.

Other forms include magiabulant (adj) and magiabulate (verb)
Horace's thesis was teeming with magiabulance.

Gertrude, you're being magiabulant!

Cornelius would magiabulate in class when he didn't know an answer.
magiabulance by Scott January 17, 2005

maggotsack

a word used by tank dempsey on call of duty world at war
GET DOWN MAGGOTSACK
maggotsack by boonking July 6, 2011

Maggot Bag 

An Australian Meat pie (usually single serve)
Hey dazza hows it going? Oi just wondering if you were going to pop down to the bakery for smoko could you grab me up a maggot bag please?
Maggot Bag by Plebz December 17, 2011
When something is unclean or messy.
That Tshirt is maggoty dude, put it in the washer.

Maggoty is usually used by Irish people.
Maggoty by Ash Marie November 27, 2013