Rage Against the Machine

One of the most successful rock bands of the 1990's. They defined the nu-metal genre, with an invigorating blend of rap and rock.

Now, to the downside: RATM was signed to the "evil empire": Epic Records -- the RIAA lawsuit wielding, spyware cd distributing crooks they rail against in their songs, making them millionaires in the process - how's that for irony?

They also introduced the worst fad in decades: "Che Guevara" t-shirts. The man spend his life fighting against capitalism, and little teenage punks buy overpriced t-shirts with his name on it because they associate his image with "rebellion" or "standing up for the people," when they haven't read one history book on his life.

Ignorant RATM fans can downvote this all they'd like, but they still have true fans, like myself, who enjoy their music and their overall goal of raising youth's interest in politics, but realize that they're just as backwards as every other corporate whore band.

Dumb Rage against the Machine fan: Dude, why are you hating on them, man? They're totally not corporate whores!

Me: Can you not see that "EPIC Records" logo on the CD, tard? Epic Records has also signed Jennifer Lopez and Celine Dion...how's that "raging" against the machine?

by Che spinning in his grave June 15, 2009

machine head

1. A great Metal band.
2. To receive head from a machine, though watch out sometimes it can backfire and you'll need surgery.
3. the tuning pegs of a guitar.

1. Yeah I love machine head they roxors!
2. I got head from a machine, it was good for a while, then *CRUNCH* My wang will never be the same again!
3. I just love to tune my guitar!

by Bill-likes-cakes August 30, 2005

douche ex machina

Someone who suddenly and without warning, enters an area such as a party, and immediately ruins the mood for everyone else.

The party was really great, until that douche ex machina John showed up and started acting like an asshole like he always does.

by Sarah Bellum June 12, 2008

block machine

A computer that is outdated, slow and crashes frequently.

hato : Whats wrong with you computer, why is it so slow.

crumb : This is normal man, windows 95 is so cool.

hato : That shit aint normal, thats a block machine!!!

by Hato Hammer May 16, 2007

Washing Machine Heart

Toss your dirty shoes in my washing machine heart
Baby, bang it up inside
I'm not wearing my usual lipstick
I thought maybe we would kiss tonight
Baby will you kiss me already and
Toss your dirty shoes in my washing machine heart?
Baby, bang it up inside
Baby, though I've closed my eyes
I know who you pretend I am
I know who you pretend I am
Do mi ti
Why not me?
Why not me?
Do mi ti
Why not me?
Why not me?
Do mi ti
Why not me?
Why not me?

Washing Machine Heart Lyrics

by IhopeIdrinkwater May 6, 2022

Macindouche

an elitist retarded person who gladly and enthusiastically pays a ridiculous amount of money for sub par computer and entertainment equipment despite having numerous better and less expensive options because they believe every completely false and semi-false claim made by Apple/Macintosh Inc. or they want to be able to sit at the genius bar and feel superior as they try to use their computer even though they don't know what the fuck they're doing so they ask one of the staff persons at the store who, of course, don't have an answer except that maybe they should try buying some upgrade or apple care or other useless add-on which the douche willingly does without thought or question...they just stare at that glowing half-eaten apple

see also: iDouche

Macindouche: Hey check out my new mac.
Smart person: ...cool?
Macindouche: Yeah it's got a 1.8GHz processor, 2 gigs of RAM, bluetooth, wi-fi, it's ultra cool
Smart person: How much was it?
Macindouche: (some ridiculous amount of money)
Smart person: I just got a pc for half that price with twice as much power.
Macindouche: Yeah but this thing is awesome, it can do video editing, I can watch movies, listen to music, it's ultra top of the line.
Smart person: Yeah my pc does all that too.
Macindouche: Yeah but I can like plug anything into it and it will work, like an mp3 player, a digital camera, external hard drive, external superdrive...
Smart person: Yeah me too. What the fuck's a superdrive?
Macindouche: It can burn cds AND dvds.
Smart person: Oh you mean a combo drive, yeah my pc has one on it. You had to buy an external?
Macindouche: Yeah I bought an external but it's more than a combo drive, it's a superdrive.
Smart person: What does it do other than burn cds and dvds?
Macindouche: It plays them too.
Smart person: All burners play the media they can burn.
Macindouche: ...huh?
Smart person: Nevermind. So does it do anything else? Any reason you spent so much on it?
Macindouche: Yeah, it can't get viruses.
Smart person: Yeah it can.
Macindouche: No, macs can't get viruses.
Smart person: Then why did it come with virus scanning software?
Macindouche: ...in case one day it can get viruses.
Smart person: A computer can eventually lose its features?
Macindouche: I dunno, maybe. It doesn't matter though cause it can't get viruses.
Smart person: I've got a virus on this disk right here, let's put it in your mac.
Macindouche: No!
Smart person: But it can't get viruses you said.
Macindouche: Yeah but I'd rather not.
Smart person: I see. Why'd you buy that anyway? I thought you just got an ibook like 3 months ago.
Macindouche: I did but it stopped working. Kept crashing and locking up. Something about my hard drive being corrupted, whatever that means.
Smart person: Sounds like a virus.
Macindouche: No that wasn't it. Macs can't get viruses.
Smart person:...ok.
Macindouche: Anyway, I took it to the mac store to get it fixed and they had it for like a month and couldn't figure it out. So they sent it to Mac corporate and they had it for like 2 months and they couldn't figure it out. So yeah, I got this thing instead.
Smart person: Well...that's...great man.
Macindouche: Hey can I borrow your phone. I need to make a call and I've been unable to get any service ever since I switched to cingular so I could get an iPhone.
Smart person: I guess.
Macindouche: Thanks bro. I'll be at the genius bar. Hey you're really cool man, you should think about getting a mac.
Smart person: No thx. I like right-clicking...and vagina.
Macindouche: Huh?
Smart person: Nevermind.

by little_fats February 1, 2008

Washing Machine

It’s a machine... that washes... tf.

Chore: Landry goes in the washing machine and washes it.

by Witherstorm April 14, 2021