shittake mushrooms

(n.) My dad's version of shit when he doesn't want to use the real swear word.

Me: Cris was telling lies to me today.
Dad: Did you tell her she's full of shittake mushrooms?

by G-Nuh August 21, 2006

mushroom stew

when having sexual intercourse, the woman takes a dump. The shit is used as lube. The sloppy mess of cum and shit after sex is the mushroom stew

Wow! Last night was crazy. I made some mushroom stew in this girls ass!

by De Shud April 13, 2009

mushroom farm

a group of people that consists only on the male persuasion

This party sucks its a total mushroom farm.

by benny_64 March 27, 2009

mushroom menace

A person, typically female, who is simply on a mission to suck, stroke, or ride the male genitalia. 84% of any given day, this person is thinking of massive cock. They often love to be ejaculated on.

Kristen couldn't keep her hands out of my pants, I think she's a mushroom menace.

by ShmackDaddy April 10, 2009

poopie mushroom

When a male sticks his penis in a rectum and then proceeds to slap the male/female in the face with his penis, leaving a brown spot what looks like a poopie mushroom.

I was pissed at my girlfriend so I stuck my dick in her butt and gave her a poopie mushroom.

by headshothummel February 19, 2009

Pocket mushroom

When someone has an erection and to keep it from showing you hold the tip of your dick through your pocket

This pretty girl bended over in front of me at work today I had to hold my pocket mushroom for hours

by Joey 240 December 18, 2016

Shitaki Mushroom

It's just another word for saying shit if your young and not allowed to cuss. Or your parents think your proper and your actually a fuck up.

Ooo sssssshitaki mushroom

by Lele_742 December 13, 2016