Army Mommy

A muscle mommy who has or is serving in the army or navy

by Maggielovesass June 20, 2023

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mommy water

Wine or other alcohol beverage drunk from a mug or other container so it’s not apparent to the kids what your drinking. (Father’s would have daddy water).

She took a long guzzle of her mommy water mug before getting up to investigate the latest crashing noise from the other room.

by DiogenesLives October 19, 2022

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salty mommy

The female version of a sugar daddy. Normally stuck up, old, and men only want her for her money.

Man, my salty mommy is already 50 years old but I really need that cash...

by Lunadactyl November 03, 2015

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Fluffy Mommy

A semi-endearing term for a fat bitch. Fluffy refers to fluffy rolls of fat, whilst mommy refers to th marginally sexist term to describe women in general. Avoid fluffy mommies unless you're into BBW.

Hey Kaseem- I'm gonna go talk to the hot mommy, you go ahead and take one for the team and talk to that fluffy mommy over there.

by Attractive Nuisance December 28, 2008

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