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loser cruiser

a minivan or other large vehicle
I don't want to drive that loser cruiser around!
by 5'1" Racer August 1, 2003
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Loser

A loser is when someone is acting like Donald Trump. A liar. A Scumbag. An idiot.
by Teeemzee October 9, 2019
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loser

A person who's only love is their bong.
loser:"...yeah, I'm glad I went downtown with julien and lucia though, because I bought the love of my life"
by KOmega January 23, 2007
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Loser

1. A person who loses things a lot.
2. Myself.
O phr*cc! I cant find my pencil! Im such a loser.
by Timmy73OnYoutube September 1, 2020
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anus licking loser

1. Cordial greeting to a whack prick.
2. Often used to describe an obnoxious fool who has no goals or practical dreams and earns his pathetic existance by waxing every detail of his boring past.
John smokes pot all day and makes fun of well-balanced people because they care about things that matter. John is an anus licking loser.
by deplemisher April 24, 2003
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UD loser

People who try to submit ridiculous words/phrases to Urban Dictionary. Most often women with low self-esteem, or people who think they're fly or chill, when in fact they're probably 16 year old kids who scream when they hear a gunshot, who think the world owes them something, by posting a definition of themselves to the effect of "My name is X! I'm the best!" If you're ugly or lame, just face it.
Every second submission to Urban Dictionary's written by some UD loser.
by Cnipur March 27, 2005
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losermobile

A van/car with a multitude of physical and/or mechanical problems.

The exterior contains primer spots, a faded paint job, multiple paint colors on the body, dents, the engine sounds bad, there are missing/rusted body parts, a smoking exhaust system, and chips/cracks in the windshield. On a hot day, one can easily spot a losermobile as the windows will be rolled down due to the broken A/C.

Occasionally you will see a losermobile with a missing window. In its place is usually cardboard and/or duct tape. The bumpers are held on with tape and red tape is used in place of the rear lights. This is also known as the Patch Adams Car.

A losermobile is typically drive by someone who is considered a loser; one who has climbed down the social ladder.
1. That Geo Metro is a total losermobile. It has a white body and black doors, its rear lights are red duct tape, its passenger window is made out cardboard, and both the side view mirrors are missing.
2. I bet the rims on that losermobile cost more than the actual car!
by tcufrog08 April 10, 2008
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