Bed-Lightning

The flashes of light that come from your partner's FitBit during love making.

"During sex last night, the bed-lightning coming from her FitBit was intense."

by jlwn111 November 9, 2016

greaser lightning

Someone who thinks they're cool but are really aren't

Omfg I can't stand that guy! He's such a greaser lightning, he's someone who thinks they're cool but are really aren't. He's so annoying!

by Sandle&smores June 12, 2017

Hairy Lightning Strike

Where one wets a balloon and rolls it in animal hair and while wearing socks statically charges the balloon, using the balloon as a condom and blowing the balloon up with air at the same time, shocking out come and spreads the bitch out.

The wife said our sex life was boring so i surprised her with a "Hairy Lightning Strike" last night... she wants a divorce and is taking the kids.

by xXsexbaloonXx October 7, 2020

Dry Lightning

When male takes pride in the fact that his semen can no longer impregnate.

Do you have protection? Nah girl, I shoot dry Lightning.

Nah girl, that can't be my baby...I shoot dry lightning.

by Islands in the Kitchen June 23, 2022

White Lightning

The act of simultaneous urination and ejaculation.

The other day i white lightninged all up in her, and now that bitch is sterile!

by sam_813 January 6, 2008

lightning before the thunder

Premature ejaculation, as referenced in the song Thunder by Imagine Dragons

Thunder, feel the thunder thunder. Lightning before the thunder thunder. Thunder. Thuthuthunder thunder.

by MASTERoftheWisdom April 18, 2018

Lightning Beads

Small to large round beads that people, usually gay males, stick up their behinds to get off/masterbate.

Oh, John, shove those lightning beads farther! Farther!

by LovelyVegetarian October 21, 2010