Lens

Gosh, just the jolliest type of guy you will ever meet. What he lacks in dick size he makes up for in irrelevant hockey knowledge.

Wow Lens is a real puck bunny.

by Charliehorse123455 March 7, 2020

dirty lennon

the act of fucking a girl so hard your cum goes out of her mouth. she spits it into a cup in which you put in a can of coca cola. you find out shes pregnant and wait nine months for the child to be born. she gives birth to a baby boy with down syndrome. you give the can of coca cola to ur 1 months old disabled child and then disappear forever.

yo dude i pulled a dirty lennon

by bigdickholly August 27, 2020

You just pulled a Jay Leno

Giving a chance to someone but later taking it back just because.

Guy #1: yo do you think I can be the president of the club next year?
Guy #2: fo sho brah
Guy #1: cool!

-1 Month Later-

Guy #2: I want my spot back biatch
Guy #1: You just pulled a Jay Leno -_-

by Alapongtai January 20, 2010

Lenoir City

A town in Loudon County, TN that doesn't deserve to be called a city. It's basically some rundown railroad town that helped supply the Confederates during the Civil war, in which the South lost. 150 years later, it is still inhabited by the Rebel Scum who take pride in such a shitty town and lifestyle, and Tons of Mexicans, which both combined, make up 98% of the population. The remaining 2% of Blacks, Asians, and Indians You will barely ever see. Despite a very undiverse population, the town is very diversified. Dotted with slum-like small houses and trailer parks in the lower half, the good side of town, near all the schools and shopping centers has nice subdivisions and golf courses, along with a marina by the lake. However, there are no job opportunities, as you can only be a cashier or bagger at any grocery store, gas station, or shopping center. The School System is average, so are the people. Face it. No one lives in Lenoir City because it is the shit. They probably inherited their great-great-grandfather's land after he got destroyed in the Civil War and decided to imbreed. Highway 321 is our only salvation.

Big bad Lenoir City just got real this time. Read it and weep.

by anonymous0012 April 19, 2011

leasowe

Essentially the sphincter of Wirral, siphoning off all of the major dickheads to Birkenhead while keeping a small amount of the big dickheads and a lot of little dickheads.

I don't live in Leasowe, i live in Bidston.

by 2sc3n3f0rsch00l June 23, 2011

Lennon

Nice loves fortnite and roblox more then every thing! but believes in God and Jesus Christ! He has a ton of friends and hates some people so much he blocked them on ROBLOX like his OLD friend paisley he now hates her and will not be nice to her ever!

Tristain: i'm gonna leave Lennon alone!
Paisley:i am too just he hates us!!

Lennon is so awesome!!

by stl blues fan June 2, 2018

smelly lenord

a smelly lenord is when u ask a teacher to come help you , and the teacher smells of poo.

lenord came over to help me with my stats practicle and smells of shit . must have had a shit sambo for lunch.typical smelly lenord

by jamessullstinky bum November 14, 2010