leatherface

For any uncircumcised men: pulling your foreskin over your balls. Used in extreme situations to prevent imminent hookups.

Damnit, dude, got home and bitch was rotten, had to pull out the leatherface and chase her out of the house.

by Phatty-Tony August 3, 2007

leather cheeri-o

a chaffed, unwashed ass hole; a asshole that looks painful to have

I was going to shrimp this girl but she had a leather cheeri-o.

by jeremy o'connor May 15, 2008

gabh mo leithscéal

Pronounced "gaw - maw - leshkale". Irish phrase meaning "excuse me". Common everyday phrase in Ireland, used most often perhaps by old men who, when "surprised" by a fart they just emitted, offer this as a kind of peacemaking gesture. His thinking - "maybe they won't walk away in disgust if I excuse myself in Irish. At least that way they'll know I'm not a Black and Tan". The phrase may also be used by babies who have thrown up all over the kitchen table, as they know saying this will mean the father won't think his wife had an affair with a Black and Tan, and the mother won't think her husband slept with a prostitute on his "business trip" in Taiwan. Why this in any way proves that I don't know. But anyone who says gabh mo leathscéil deserves your respect, nay, downright fucking admiration. You Black and Tan cunt.

Also, a polite expression often used after the killing of a Black and Tan and his family, to excuse the action.

Old man: *prrrrrrrrbbbffffffttttt* (fart) "OOOOHHHHH, gabh mo leithscéal."
Bystander: "I salute you, Irish hero" *prrrbbbfffttt* "OOOOHHHHHH, gaw maw leshkale."
Old man: HE SPELT IT WRONG!!! YOU SPELT IT WRONG YOU BLACK AND TAN CUNT I'LL KILL YOU!!!!"

Baby: *pukes all over kitchen table* "OOOOOHHH, gabh mo leithscéal."
Father: "I TOLD YOU!!!! I TOLD YOU IT WASN'T GONORRHEA!!!"

Irish hero: *kills Black and Tan* "OOOOHHHHH, gabh mo leithscéal".
Bystander: "Don't excuse yourself, he was just a fucking Black and Tan. Let's bury him under a tree and piss on the tree and knock it down for some reason".

by Definitely not Joe anyway! January 17, 2008

Leighda

A loose anus often due to extensive anal masturbation.

I was banging your sister last night and man oh man does she have a Leighda!

by Hairy Morgy February 8, 2008

Leathan

He's a cute kid, that will get his way with any girl. Tends to come off as a dick head, when he doesn't get his way but always earns his trust back. Likes to fight & get in all sorts of trouble.

leathan

by Yo :) October 21, 2010

Leather

The state of the penis between flaccid and erect.

First used in this meaning by Adam Carolla on the Adam Carolla Show 3/8/11.

I saw a hot chick and she gave me leather.

by Ace Fan March 24, 2011

leather hole

1. An old ladies anus.
2. An overabused poop-shoot.

I've fucked her ass so much it looks like wet leather.

by DeeKay January 31, 2005