leather bagel

A man's anal sphincter.

'Eat the leather bagel!' roughly translated means 'Please give me a rim-job'.

First coined by Russell Brand.

by Dr Ferret February 21, 2014

poo eyes semen nacho feather leather coat

Mishearing lyrics in the song SAD! by XXXTentacion

guy 1: "why does this song say poo eyes semen nacho feather leather coat"
guy 2: "it doesn't say that, your just mishearing it"

by 0oiejr3ikg October 3, 2020

leahcim

Just "Michael" backwards

Yo, did you know that leahcim is michael backwards?

by i own a honda cr125 January 7, 2021

leather toungue

When you are sick, and cant breathe through your nose, and when you wake up in the morning your toungue is like a dried up piece of leather.

"Man I am sick as hell, this morning i had leather toungue like a mofo."

by theonetheycallthevisionthatbaresthegift April 27, 2005

Leah

A very pretty, thick girl who is very passionate and lives to care for other people! She is not selfish at all and loves seeing people happy!

Leah would be a great person to have as a friend!

friendly AWESOME

by Bunny ears🐰 July 14, 2016

Lealah

She's just a baddie everything about her is perfect, you'll never meet a girl like her so treasure her because when you lose her... You lose all of her

Have you seen how great lealah looks today??

by Jonathan Rivera January 5, 2018

leah

LEAH IS A SWEET AND FUNNY GIRL WHO ALWAYS WANTS TO MAKE HER FRIENDS AND FAMILY BE HAPPY AND LAUGH BUT TRULY INSIDE SHES SAD, LEAH HAS SUCH AN AMAZING AND KIND HEART, SO FORGIVING AND LOVELY SHE ALWAYS FARTS ALSO

DUDE 1: HEY MAN DO YOU SEE HOW LEAH ALWAYS MAKES HER FRIENDS LAUGH AND SMILE

DUDE 2: IKR IM SO LUCKY TO HAVE HER AS A GF DUDE I GOT HER PREGO
DUDE 1: OH SHIT THATS OK THO

by thiccshrek November 10, 2018