Lachlan

a bitch with a huge ass forehead who is useless

OMG, I am so happy that Lachlan retained, he deserved it.

by talker.s July 8, 2018

Lachlan

A tall guy who plays apex legend 24/7. Has three girlfriends and lives in his parents basement

(Jake) hey Lachlan wanna see a movie.

(Lachlan) what the frick. GO KILL YOURSELF IDIOT I JUST BOUGHT THE LATES F###### skin in apex.

by Sceptic boi April 13, 2019

Dirty Lachlan breed

When u sucking your grandma hairy tits till she cum out of her tits and all over your face

My granny dirty Lachlan breed all over me

by Lachlan breed June 2, 2021

lach

This is a Luo word meaning urine

his lach has a pungent smell

by samlyin June 19, 2016

Lachipedia

A offensive noun used to refer to someone who quotes the Wikipedia article when in any discussion or argument.

Joe: "what do you know about cannabis?"

John: "Cannabis (Cán-na-bis) is a genus of flowering plants that includes three putative species, Cannabis sativa,1 Cannabis indica,1 and Cannabis ruderalis. These three taxa are indigenous to Central Asia, and South Asia.2 Cannabis has long been used for fibre (hemp), for seed and seed oils, for medicinal purposes, and as a recreational drug. Industrial hemp products are made from Cannabis plants selected to produce an abundance of fiber..."

Joe: "Shut it Lachipedia!"

by Darkriffs February 22, 2011

Lachrymirthful

–adjective
1. Having the properties of both profound sadness, and unavoidable humor.

Seeing a nation which once valued intellect, discipline and humility in its leaders become one in which some bigoted Alaskan rube and a grifting human hairpiece are considered eligible for the presidency is beyond tragicomic. It's lachrymirthful.

Coined by Benjamin Wachs and Ariel Cruz, authors of "Heresy in the 21st Century: An Irreverent Guide to An Irreverent Culture"

by P. Rieff May 22, 2011

Lachlan and Bella

The most beautiful couple on earth that should and will always be together.

"You see Lachlan and Bella over there, their such a cute couple"

by Mr. Hotboy November 3, 2016