Lasagna

Its baked and some fat orange cat eats it. Italians do too.

GARFIELD! Why did you cause a global food shortage?
I thought everything was made of lasagna.

by mchow December 15, 2023

Lasagna

Technically an ingredient.

“Make some lasagna grilled cheeses”

by Awesomesaucemixer April 9, 2019

Sprite Lasagna

A sprite-based lasagna, with the same core components as lasagna

I made sprite lasagna for my family.

by Everybody/Nobody October 1, 2021

Ganja Lasagna

A great Lasagna meal. It ain't normal Lasagna. It is pot Lasagna. Lasagna with weed. Delicious.

"How many weed do we have?"
"Enough for a Ganja Lasagna😏

by ganjalasagna March 25, 2019

Coke Lasagna

A coke-based lasagna, with the same core components as lasagna.

I made coke lasagna for my family.

by Everybody/Nobody October 1, 2021

Lasagna King

A tall semi-italian business man with big feet, a dump truck, tiny calves, tons of beautiful girl friends but no true maidens. They are godlike at smash but frequently have performances just as mid as their body dysmorphia makes them think they are. H.P. is there superpower. They have time traveled from the future. They also frequently recieve hate from non chads, not natty roid ragers, and 14 year olds from Istanbul.

Friend 1: “I think todays a good day for calf raises and to dm a maiden With to A’s in her name.”
Friend 2: “ Don’t be Such a lasagna king. Just skip leg day and ignore your gym rat like every other gym bro.”

by DaNFTMillionaire May 22, 2022

Lasagna

When you think you are done wiping but take another shit and wipe again. The layers constitute a Lasagna.

A just went to the bathroom for poo but it was a lasagna.
Lasagna is the opposite of a perfect.

by G_spot_3 March 27, 2020