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A variation of the flicker gooning technique created by the North Korean military. It is a refined version of Aztec flicker gooning that also gives the user an undescribable calm. The technique is performed by flicking the edge of your penis with a ball point pen, which is why some North Koreans have been seen to have scars and pen markings on the tips of their penis. If performed correctly North Korean Flicker Gooning will cause the user to bust within 0.6 seconds, and the semen travels at around 39,000 miles per hour.

The North Korean military has supported and funded research on this technique, as they plan to have it replace their ICBMs by 2030. However due to having a natural proclivity towards the technique it might be implemented into the military as soon as 2026.

The CIA have been hiring cute ripped twinks and have been giving them BBL surgeries so they can hop on Jerk Mate and learn the technique from the North Koreans. Since the mission is classified it is unknown if the has been working or not.
Man this class is boring I'm gonna watch Lebron edits on my computer and learn North Korean Flicker Gooning.
by TacoThursdayOnATuesday December 6, 2024
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Korean cumwad

The act of ejaculating in a bowl of ramen, then proceeding to fuck it till it’s cooked.
Dave’s favorite dish is my homemade Korean cumwad
by Lepussy bames May 3, 2021
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North Korean Barbecue

When the thought of hunger is so overwhelming, you consider just for a moment that the flesh of man/woman wouldn't be so bad. In turn, causing one to commit the act of cannibalism. Usually used ironically when someone is so hungry. It's the new way to say "I'm so hungry I could eat a horse."
The people at Terminus were so hungry, they had a North Korean Barbecue.

"I'm so hungry that a North Korean bbq wouldn't be a bad idea." Said Negan
by Rock your rockhard January 19, 2022
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Korean Jesus

"Hey, hey! Stop fuckin' with Korean Jesus. He ain't got time for yo problems, he's busy wit Korean shit!"
by pikcled January 31, 2023
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Korean Corn Dog

Coating a hard cock with PopRocks then continuing to suck it!
She brought red poprocks and Korean Corn Dogged me!
by AquariGus February 9, 2025
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korean cornrow

when you bend a bitch over and braid her ass hair
that fake slut has the hairiest ass i gave her a korean cornrow
by died by bear June 11, 2017
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korean beef taco

yo bro, I ate this Korean beef taco last night! it was sloppy with little bit of spice!
by Tommytuffnutz October 3, 2020
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